bring me those hoagies

robin | 27 fuck with me bottom text

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

[sport-news-daily]

ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[shingojira]

happy pride month

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[woodmeat]

Care if an ace bean gets a little racial in your DM’s?

What the hell are yall saying yo me lately? Im getting fucking mad

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[boykathy]

[pissvortex]

“Is that the—”

The monkey riding an elephant from the top left corner of the first panel of Hieronymous Bosch’s “The Garden of Earthly Delights” triptych tattoo? Yeah it is

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[luntfontanne]

jane schoenbrun funniest person alive actually

[luntfontanne]

newest addition to a truly incredible series of tweets following the cannes premiere. nobody's doing it like them

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies