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[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

[elodieunderglass]

this cow gonna steal its OWN hay

[teapotsahoy]

You guys, whoever chose the soundtrack is nearly as much of a hero as this cow

[weloveshortvideos]

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

I just screamed

[rubyetc]

articulate dog

[sunwomb]

someone being excited about you is a good feeling

[utterly-captivating]

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[freekumdress]

IM SCREAMING

[thatwhobumblesabout]

Headcanon that when Deadpool meets Maria Hill that he immediately responds with “Oh my god, ROBIN SPARKLES?! HOLY SHIT I OWN ALL OF YOUR CDS OH I LOVED YOU IN SPACE TEENS, I ALWAYS USED TO SIT ON THE COUCH WITH MY MAMA WHENEVER IT WAS ON-”

In which Maria puts a gun to his throat and says, 

“Keep going and I will kill you.”

In which Deadpool responds, “Oh that’s the best part, you can k-word me as many times as you want! C’mon, sing it with me, 🎶 Let’s go to the mall! 🎶”

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

[scientificphilosopher]

The Internet Names Animals

[source]

[sarahcakes613]

That’s SIR Danger Noodle, can you not see his top hat?!

[awwww-cute]

Teddy bears make shelter dogs smile! (Source: http://ift.tt/1Tal2UK)

[veronicaneptunes]

Kristen Bell on double standards and how there is no shame in having Anxiety and Depression.

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

Turn the sound up for squeaks.

[vibinwitch]

So I’ve recently learned that calico cats can’t meow so this little squeaker will squeak its entire life

[kittiezandtittiez]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[sabrinapasteandplato]

it just keeps getting better…

they’ve been freed (insp + twitter photos)