“ … I’m not a part of this. ”
“ Get meme’d on. ”
“ You know what ? They deserve it after that. ”
“ (Name) help, I’m concerned and scared for this person. ”
“ Uhh. Confusion ?? ”
“ They lack the critical information. ”
“ Oh god, they have the critical information ! ”
“ WHO IS THIS- oh. ”
“ D- do you want smackies ?? ”
“ Oh, this save… okay, bye !! ” Proceeds to leave everyone behind.
“ Bro ? ”
“ I. Am a pro. ”
“ The absolute clownery… I’m getting good at this ! ”
“ Open faster, open faster ! A’ight, c’ya fuckers. ”
“ Oh- Oh ? Oh, that’s unlucky. ”
“ I wonder who the- ” SCREAMS.
“ Oh, we’re back here ? A’ight, who’s gonna get clowned on today ? ”
“ Are they friendly ? Oh, they’re not friendly, they’re not friendly ! ”
“ Can you move- can ya move ?! ”
“ What are the odds ? ”
( after seeing something unfortunate happen in the distance ) “ … They’ll be fine. ”
“ Please. Please. Open up. Open up. Please- OH THANK GOD. ”
“ It’s what they FUCKING deserve ! ”
“ It’s not my fault, they initiated it. ”
“ Y- You know what ? I’m just… I’m just gonna go. ”
“ Where are they- Why did I ask ? Why did I bother asking ? Good things never happen when I ask ! ”
“ (Name), my beloved. ”
“ I am unintentionally clowning this person. ”
“ Where’s (Name) ? I gotta find (Name) and try to force the problem they gave me to them. ”
“ Me and (Name) made eye contact, nodded and it was at that moment we knew ; we’re going to be friends. ”
“ Well, at least it’s not Tuesday. ”
“ Keep guessing those two and eventually you’ll be right. ”
“ As they say ; a broken clock is right twice a day ! ”
“ You wanna get bonked ? You’re gonna get bonked. ”
“ This place is a fucking maze, of course we can’t find the exit ! ”
“ Oh no, I clowned (Name) and they’re letting me go, I’m sorry ! ”
“ I gave them pets as an apology. ”
“ Oh god, this tactic isn’t working ; they have a brain. ”
“ Fuck it, I’m going to bleed out spitefully. ”
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