when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

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when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
It's a tiny little moment, but the way Simon's breath stirs his hair the instant after the first oxygen light goes out stuck in my brain
Behold, color.
Go watch Iron Lung. It doesn’t have this sexy blood siren, but there’s a different sexy blood siren in it, trust.
furthest we've ever been
i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.
like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´~`ˇ)┌
i am weak for them being comfortable with each other.
1:39:25 you can hear Simon snapping someone's neck and them pleading for him to stop, as he grips and twists the Iron Lung's lever, by the way.
If I see any more notable whumpy time stamps, I'll make this a reblog chain.
EDIT: The previous timestamp had an error. I have dyslexia. I am so sorry. It's fixed! I got my 6 and 9 flipped. 😭
Prev.
I will personally vouch for your argument.
Simon was 1000% killing people before Filament Station. It's a death cult. Whether that be for ritual purposes in a closed environment, or actual fighting, this was heavily implied.
Simon was a child soldier. It's so obvious. They literally- they have a scene where it's right there.
You didn't misinterpret shit.
Also, hey... I recognize your name...
YOU'RE THE AUTHOR OF LEFTOVER LIGHT ??? DID YOU KNOW. DID YOU KNOW THAT'S MY FAVORITE BLOODYMARY FIC.
You're on my fic recs page! Good shit. If you ever have lore questions about Simon or need help interpreting things, NEVER hesitate to shoot me an ask!
Oh, don't mind me, just thinking about playing with Simon's hair. I think he wouldn't let you do it in the beginning, but eventually, bit by bit, he'd be like Okay I don't understand why you wanna do it, but go at it
(Honestly, those luscious locks were meant to be played with. You've got so much real estate Simon—)
Eventually, he starts enjoying it. I mean, like truly melting into it. It's not like you started doing it for his sake, but he finds himself relaxing as soon as your fingers touch his scalp. His eyes close on their own, and that ever-present tension in his shoulders just. Releases. He didn't even know that was possible
Sometimes, he sort of just starts rumbling when you're playing with his hair. He doesn’t even realize it at first. It’s just a sound deep in his chest. You never mention it just in case he might stop doing it if you acknowledge it
He even gets grumpy when he asks if you would like to play with his hair, and you tell him maybe later. He lifts a brow and promply begins dragging you away from whatever you were working on. That can wait. Remember? You said you enjoyed playing with his hair. And you obviously need to relax now. Don’t argue with him.
(Yes, guys, my whole brand is Softie sweetie *insert character* here, but this is after he's already healed up from his trauma and safe and sound so he can afford to be affectionate. It's okay, guuuys, I'm not mischaracterising him—)
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Ridiculously small Anti I drew on notebook paper
some long overdue phm fanart bc i wanted to make a new print for future cons! 🌎💫
This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.
(source)
sorry the what? the what moray
scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail
banana eel: [bites scientist]
scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:
Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it
Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan
Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg
With his left hand
And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again
So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave
I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times
💬 4 🔁 23 ❤️ 190 · I saw that someone mentioned Eldritch Sun/Moon AU, and I bring upom ye: Black hole Sungrace. Sungrace who instead of
It was supposed to be a doodle, i got carried away. Anyways i hope u like it. [Both u guy's AU is peak btw] Also, i didn't choose the dress, he showed up in my head wearing that. Said it look like the picture.
AU belongs to @lairongy and @ma-du
THIS IS AMAZING WHAT!!!
Concept that I dont really have any intention of pursuing. Anyone who wants to write or draw this, feel free. Just tag me so I can see it because would love to see it come to fruition.
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BloodyMary Concept
While Adrian and Simon work on expanding the green house, Adrian is testing a new plant in the lab (before introducing it to the greenhouse. They want to make sure that any new plants 1- arent toxic and 2- will not negatively interact with other plant life already existing in the green house)
And while examining it, Grace stops and says quietly, "No way..." he runs a few tests on it and goes "No way!"
He still needs to dry and test samples, but he is almost certain he's found the closest he'll ever get to the equivalent of weed, which he hasn't had since his college years.
Adrian is concerned as Grace explains it at first, but agrees to help Grace as long as they run their own extensive tests first.
Kicking some dirt and and huffing, Grace agrees never the less, knowing that it'll be months before Adrian gives him the green light.
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Fast forward, and one evening Grace comes home and is very giddy. He holds his prize out to Simon, who Does Not Know what he's supposed to be looking at.
Grace realizes that Simon has never had weed before and explains it all to him. Grace emphasizes that Simon doesn’t have to try it if he doesnt want to.
Simon is nervous, but his curiosity pulls him in.
He agrees and Grace shows Simon how to inhale, however Simon does it wrong and nearly chokes. Grace guides him back to breathing regularly and then gets an idea, asking Simon if he can try something.
Crawling over and settling himself on Simon’s lap, Grace's first hit eases over his nerves. Simon looks up at him, the man's eyes sparking as he cautiously holds Grace closer. As Grace inhales, he can't help the smile that spreads over his face.
He guides Simon to tilt his head and gently gets him to open his mouth before Grace leans down, sealing his lips around Simon's, shotgunning the smoke into his mouth.
As he does, Simon pulls Grace closer against himself, making Grace arch his back into Simon.