Pudding

This is a personal blog.

[puregroundbeef-deactivated20170]

Look what I found.

[moriahari]

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

[cannedcream]

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

[asilike]

[missdippyschtick]

You've really gotta hand it to short people

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

[stoppity-blog]

Say it with me, kids:

Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.

Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.

Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.

Being cisgender doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.

Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.

[superhotgaybuttsex]

im a white heterosexual man who is also cisgender and is in the majority.

i disagree with all of this

[rainbowjaeger]

[narwhalbabies]

I may have to move cities now..

So this all started a few weeks ago when I was using the bathroom as usual just taking a piss, but when I flushed, suddenly the entire toilet started filling up with water and overflowing. I noticed that there was no clog. Later on, we figured out that the problem was actually in the toilet's tank. The flapper was not closing properly, allowing all of the water entering the tank to continuously fill the toilet bowl.

Once I noticed that something was wrong, I immediately threw the nearest towel onto the floor and bolted downstairs to shut the water off. When I went down there, I saw my step dad and when he asked what was going on, I said "the toilet's flooding!" He screamed at me saying "WELL DO SOMETHING! DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD TURN THE FUCKING WATER OFF?!" When I told him I was trying to but didn't know how, he just got frustrated and did it himself.

While he was doing this, I rushed upstairs and started throwing down towels and stopping the water flow as fast as I could. When I ran back outside of the bathroom to get more towels, my step-dad started screaming at me saying "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE TOLD YOU TWO ABOUT PUTTING TOO MUCH PAPER DOWN THAT TOILET?!" When I stopped for a second to apologize, he barked back "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME FUCKING TOWELS IN HERE, IT MIGHT BE THE SMART THING TO DO!!"

When I yelled "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING! I'M TRYING TO CLEAN UP HERE!" in response, he got all pissed off and started screaming "WELL IT DOESN'T FUCKING LOOK LIKE IT! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM" Since all he was doing was standing there screaming while I was trying to clean up and I had to move quickly, I said "NO! I HAVE TO FINISH CLEANING ALL OF THIS UP!!" 

That's when he went completely insane and actually grabbed my arm and tried to throw me out of the room twice. When I got upset that he laid his hands on me, he realized that I was not about to let him push me around and called me a useless piece of shit "just like my sister" and told me I should just go live with my dad. He told me that he didn't give a fuck about me and told me to go to hell. I told him fine and that I'd fucking meet him there, and he stormed off downstairs. 

While I was cleaning up the rest of the mess, I could hear my mum and my step-dad arguing from downstairs. My step-dad convinced my mum that they would both be better off if my sister and I didn't live with them. I overheard my step-dad saying to her "The only reason we're letting her stay here is because she's still 15 and we have a legal obligation to." He also mentioned to my mum that if my sister and I were gone, "all that extra space [our bedrooms] could be used for storage." That same day, my mum told me that she may make me live somewhere else for a year or possibly longer.

My step-dad ranted for an hour about how my sister and I didn't have any respect for them, and was panicking and freaking out because he "can't control" us. He told her that none of the other step-children he's had in the past have ever been "this much of a problem" because when he told them to do something, they would simply obey him without question.

One thing that did stand out from all of the things he said to her though was when he told her "Kristine, I have never had to lay a hand on any of my kids in the past, but I came this close.."

She just now told me that she's going to speak to my dad about making me live at his house for the summer which is 2 hours away.

My mum just now told me that she's already going to talk with my dad about making me live at his house for the summer (which is 2 hours away) because I didn't clean the kitchen well enough this weekend and she's "tired of this trash."

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[aced-the-heart]

Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.

[howtobeaheartbreaker]

[narwhalbabies]

white people on tumblr: *reblogs creepshots of asian girls, creates memes about strict asian parents, ignores dark skin asian girls, labels asian girls as exotic and submissive*

asian girls: we aren't exotic mail-order brides who always get an A on a math test. stop perpetuating stereotypes that homogenize the ethnic/cultural diversity in our communities

white girls:

white people on tumblr: *reblogs a million sassy black woman gifs, makes posts about black girls being too loud, makes poor black women into memes and makes fake twitter accounts for them*

black girls: we can't breath without being turned into a joke, why can't we be respected? stop perpetuating the stereotype that we're one dimensional characters instead of complex human beings, we don't exist to be your entertainment

white girls:

white people on tumblr: *glues craft store feather on a headband, reblogs sexy cherokee princess costumes, jokes about scalping people *

indigenous girls: can you stop perpetuating the idea that we're hypersexualized savages? we've been fighting our whole lives to practice our culture and you think it's ok to make a costume out of it? indigenous girls have extremely high rates of being victims of sexual assault, that's not something to joke about

white girls:

girls of color on tumblr: *makes one joke about white girls and starbucks*

white girls: why are you being so misogynistic? all of you hate women, if i replaced white with black or asian i would be called a racist

[tastefullyoffensive]

[carameleagle]

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

[rat-femurs]

I want to see something, Reblog if you're older than 13 and younger than 25.

[versaceslut]

YAS: A Trilogy

[rlyhigh]

the gays: a trilogy

[missmoodyblue-deactivated201501]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[bigfatgreek]

suburban-royalty

[90s90s90s]

[spiritguide]

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

[vriskay]

this post is my entire life

[narwhalbabies]

I did it

[narwhalbabies]

I'm playing Half-life on the level 'Blast Pit' and ran out of ammo a while ago and all I have to defend myself is a few grenades and my crowbar

[theinturnetexplorer]

fight the power!

[zillathekilla]

Word.

[lameborghini]

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

[lameborghini]

ur school wins

[ellendegeneres]

Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!

[carolxdanvers]

petition to refer to obama from this moment on as “michelle’s husband”