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[ballwizard]

jerk before bed = clearing your head

bed before jerk = how does this work

[prokopetz]

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

[armed-with-knitting-needles]

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

[teaboot]

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

[prokopetz]

See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.

[riverlarking]

the page not found design for the national museum in warsaw. because they have this painting and they're bragging

[dogpuppy]

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[targetedknowledge]

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[hello-satan-speaking]

[dogpuppy]

[anonymouscomrade]

JD Vance's wife: "everyone on twitter is saying you're having an affair with Erika Kirk, and i can't bear to look at you right now. sleep on the couch tonight"

JD Vance:

[solventabuse]

[larval-tear]

[despazito]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

can you practice what you preach

upright dog with human speech

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]