Lord beer me strength.

I'm Caroline. I'm 22 years old and I guess I do need a governness.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

4chan is running out of money—and Martin Shkreli wants to help out

4chan, the infamous message board whose users once labelled it “the asshole of the Internet,” is nearly out of money and will have to take drastic action if it wants to survive, according to its new owner. Meanwhile, the notorious hedge fund manager Martin Shkreli has offered to help out.

[zillyblog]

this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

tiny bean ! friendly bean

they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

just look at this tiny nugget !!!

harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

momma with itty puffs

kisses !! 1 hit KO

they are literally too small how dare

harvest mice !!!

harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

thankyou for your time

[narwhals5lyfe-blog]

one bright spot in a sea of darkness

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

based on a tweet by Grace Spelman!

[narwhals5lyfe-blog]

just thought to myself "I wonder if Bill Maher had ever had Richard Dawkins on his show because that literally sounds like my own personal hell" and then I googled it against my better judgment and yep that actually happened

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[flowerinaflame]

[executionerbarbie]

peach time 

[glassceilingbreakers]

[perfectmidnightworld]

“Happy” by Mitski // Puberty 2 (Out 6.17.16 via Dead Oceans)

A kaleidoscopic beauty that takes its time revealing more and more layers of a stunning bigger picture. One of those tracks that’s better experienced than told about - hit play and lose yourself. 

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

​Watch: This glowing purple ocean orb is mystifying scientists

Follow @the-future-now

[narwhals5lyfe-blog]

I didn't even click the link yet this is just the best clickbait headline I've ever read

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[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

Eric Andre went to the RNC and I’m surprised he’s not dead

[narwhals5lyfe-blog]

Okay this is weird but I got a new number so if anyone on here wants it please let me know and I'll give it to you if you're not an actual stranger

[micdotcom]

Sansa was the real winner of “The Battle of the Bastards”

The title may have referred to Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton, but Sansa Stark was the true winner of “The Battle of the Bastards.” From her advice pre-battle (which went unheeded) to the reinforcements she secured to win, House Stark survived because of Sansa. But what comes next for her?

[danwilbur]

Big news!!

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[narwhals5lyfe-blog]

I know I don't really post selfies that much anymore but look,