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[nashiiswaifu]

Head in the clouds ☁️

[girldan-pip]

big fan of this specific cutieful dan smile where his dimple makes an appearance

[notactuallygiggling]

HILARIOUS Pinterest pull

[queerdnp]

pretty soon dan is gonna start complaining about all the nuisances that not being married to your partner entails. practical legal financial medical social etc etc guys you don't understand it's sooo annoying. plus being 40 and saying "that's my boyfriend" is sooo passé 🙄

[star-shaped-valley]

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥

𝄞𓂃˖ ִֶָ 𓈈 dan&phil = mimi&mumu⭒♬ ﾟ.

────────────── ꒰ྀི১ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ໒꒱ིྀ ──────────────

╰┈➤ but they're in love my honor ᝰ.ᐟ ׅ 𝄂𝄚𝅦𝄚𝄞𝅄ㅤ𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 ♯

⏔⏔ ꒰ nasty side eyes howell + blue disassociating stare lester ꒱ ⏔⏔

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥

[lawyerdanhowell]

dan: phil is like GAY btw he doesn’t even like WOMEN

phil, who has seen what dan looks like in a skirt and makeup: i mmean. i can be bicurious!!!!!!! if you want i mean. well

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[phovaries]

[lizardsmp3]

OH HES FUCKING CRAZY. OH HES INSANE.

[phealy]

in every universe💫

[queenusagiblog]

pees

[tothebasementpeopletothebasement]

good morning to phil lester especially

[2009editingtips]

what if you were GAY and you FELL DOWN in the shower and your situationship of 16 years LAUGHED at you

[2009editingtips]

and you were covered in CREAM

[lay-z-panda]

Why do you guys like dan and phil?

everytime i get asked this question i falter cuz what do you even say here??? they give me hope for a better future and i enjoy pet play jokes???

[liphanne]

"but it's always my turn" - Dan Howell, episode 38 of the male podcast

Time to whip out the Richard ball statistics again.

And turns out Phil has done a stellar job at gaslighting Dan into believing it was his turn for a couple of weeks now. Around episode 30 they were actually getting close to a draw again, but the gap is currently the biggest is has been, with Dan being 5 ahead.

[goldenphleece]

i personally don't care if dnp get married or not. however. the difference between the wedding conversation today and even the vegas wedding conversation from the date night video is crazy. even if they never actually get married they get to wedding plan for fun and talk about their dog wearing a suit and how dan wouldn't want to be apart from phil when they're getting ready and it's all just sooooooo

[tbgkaru]

these idiots were my queer sanctuary and drawing background noise since October, so I finally drew them

[dippypippy]

for some reason i’m a big fan of phil doing this