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[penny-anna]

Further questions from the finance team

[penny-anna]

Sees a hot giraffe

Bowtie zooms up neck with slide whistle noise

[gamma-3]

And then spins like a propeller with that cartoon spring "Boioioioinnnnng"

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Opinions on Allosaurus?

Mid at best.

[gamma-3]

What about Arosaurus?

[penny-anna]

Finance department asking the real questions

[dead-dragon-dooms-day]

you could ask the same thing with transformers

[penny-anna]

see now THAT is a more legitimate question bcos Transformers live on present day earth alongside humans and sometimes do so openly so there could be a legitimate debate to be had about whether they need to be insured to drive on human roads and if so, what kind of insurance they should get.

also: Starscream learns about life insurance, immediately takes out a massive policy on Megatron, tries to kill him.

[partywithponies]

Is Count Binface a hear me out, or is that a conventionally attractive bin?

[penny-anna]

Well?

hear me out

conventionally attractive bin

Voting ended onJul 12

[steelheart-redux]

steelheart redux returns tomorrow. thank you all for your patience 🙏

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

If you are a trans woman you should consider learning a martial art

Parties comprised of trans women tend to lack consistent dps since most trans women are tanks or healers

[gamma-3]

I have been summoned! 🏳️‍⚧️🥋🏳️‍⚧️

(I am a trans woman with three black belts in different arts and I'm working on a fourth (currently ikkyu in Judo))

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[little-cereal-draws]

It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol

[bluebirdwrykes]

She would've left him in that hole

[persbaderse]

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

[persbaderse]

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[visenyaism]

[prokopetz]

I was about to pose a hypothetical scenario that opened with "imagine being a cishet dude", and then I remembered what the demographics of this blog's followership look like.

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

You rizz trans women because you’re horny

I rizz trans women by accident and then teach them to play Catan

We are not the same

[veenilla]

What if they already know Catan

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Then I beat you in Catan. Next question.

[gamma-3]

What if they try to teach you Carcassonne?

[sookayheresthething]

Could Triple-F summon the Oscar Meyer weiner truck?

Triple-F is a superhero whose power is to create hot dogs out of thin air. The hot dogs have to be actual hot dogs, and he can ONLY do hot dogs (although they usually come in buns, and he can do them with whatever toppings you want as long as they are actually hot dog toppings). No nuance: Could Triple-F create the Oscar Meyer wiener truck?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 29

reblog for a wider sample size

[sookayheresthething]

Where is my mms officially licensed plushies? I require a small nerd to rest on my mantle/joking

would you actually buy a So Okay Here's the Thing plushie

yes but only if it was (specific character that you name in the comments below)

yeah I'd buy basically any SOHtT plushie

I would not purchase a SOHtT plushie.

other? (nuanced answer in the comments below)

(see results)

Voting ended onJun 19

[anxietyproblem]

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on