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Chelsey - 24 -She/her- I’m kinda like a pet rock

[valtsv]

owning a cat makes you immune to demons

[valtsv]

evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously*

me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3

[valtsv]

me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen with me while i’m fetching glass of water at 3am*

me, sleepy and unafraid: i’m not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed

the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

This tiktok changed my life

[kitkat-the-muffin]

This is what the internet was made for

[lennat2]

I was. Not expecting that.

[clickclicksaddleup]

[ophanim444]

How decolonized I want my kids to be

[joe-pippinpaddle-oppsokopolis]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

From behind

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[captainkwerk]

Wow!

[elephantwildlife]

You can get the shirt HERE!

[leolaroot]

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

[unhelpfulalienwholovesyou]

2.

[mf-dude]

[fearthefuzzybear]

[juelzsantanabandana2]

*gobbles ur buttcheeks*

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

broad daylight on a Monday. look at you. you deserve a medieval flogging

[theamazingbard]

i love it when people can't finish telling a joke or a story because they are laughing so hard. they get the giggles and whatever they are saying is absolutely incomprehensible. nothing could be as funny as watching them struggle through it, nothing could be as infectious as their joy. truly a wonderful human moment

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[steakplissken]

Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Chocolate Fox!🦊The tree stump and the pup turned out so cool!

[injuries-in-dust]

[blood-trip-god2]

Dammit

[windows-in-art]

Portrait Of An Enemy.

Lucia Heffernan

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[thesylverlining]

Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

[wybienova]

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

[tooies]

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

[amazoogle]

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

[tooies]

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

[duckdotcom]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[ohevoyev]

movies used to have josh hutcherson in them

[waywardgothauthor]

Absolutely losing my mind at how accurate these tags are

[caats]

LMAO this is so funny ♡♡