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grymmoires

inexplicably-gaining-followers

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

the-haiku-bot

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

stonecrop

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.

made-of-love-and-stars

THIS.

tr4shpandaa

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

dovewithscales

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

holybananapants

get your medication please, also: basil, rosemary, and peppermint are cockroach repellents. also orange peels work for other bugs

purplezrb

Plants and medicine working together in harmony <3

inkanddragons

Like a wizard that knows what it’s doing

sneepsnorp3d

major traffic incident

kira-serialfaggot

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

the-lumpfish-queen

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

vocabulary-altering-posts

PHRASE ADDED!

"That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so"

the-big-mood

x

journeymanfool

tall

nieyao

i would take this old buggy crash-prone website as it existed in 2010 if it meant they’d let us post ducks again

nieyao

dicks.

nieyao

i fucked it up so bad

daftprodigy

charlesoberonn

footlongdingledong

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

footlongdingledong

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam