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This feels like an alternate universe where Jurassic Park still happened but instead of legal consequences ended up grouped in with the verified company parody accounts

unashamedly-glaswegian

Just a legend spouting truths

trapped--under--rice

too much of 'being good' at something is tied to and measured by capitalism or serves capitalism directly. suck at things as rebellion.

King

Commissions that made me feel so cozy while making °˖✧

Insta: @debbiebalboa

cybelusreverie

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

cybelusreverie

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

space-party

memeclassheroes

Remind Zach and Cody that their reservation is today.

homunculus-argument

One thing I’ve learned about writing is ”give everything a face”. It’s no good to write passively that the nobility fled the city or that the toxic marshes were poisoning the animals beyond any ability to function. Make a protagonist see how a desperate woman in torn silks climbs onto a carriage and speeds off, or a two-headed deer wanders right into the camp and into the fire. Don’t just have an ambiguous flock of all-controlling oligarchy, name one or two representatives of it, and illustrate just how vile and greedy they are as people.

it’s bad to have characters who serve no purpose in the story, but giving something a face is a perfectly valid purpose.

tlbodine

This is the real heart of “show don’t tell”

markocomics

bigwordsandsharpedges

Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.

In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.

Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.

They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.

In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.

I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.

yimra-deactivated20250209

That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that

bonyassfish

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

erinlace-deactivated20200503

bone-and-brawn

official-lucifers-child

no no that’s a bop, i love it

flightyfinch

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are