Natalie Evangeline Ziegler

Indie Ratchet & Clank OC RolePlay Blog. 6+ Years RP experience. Semi-Selective Multiverse & Multiship. Mun is 18+ Read Rules before interacting! (Profile picture by: mothershipfxckers)

[natattackx]

WHO ELSE IS CRYING PLAYING RATCHET AND CLANK FOR PS5?!

[natattackx]

changed my username even tho I never fucking get on lmaoooo

[natattackx]

It’s been a LOOONNNNGGGG time since I’ve drawn my baby.

[natattackx]

hey all! I wanted to drop by and say hello. im still alive and all lmao. 

hows everyone? 

[kosherrobot]

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

[usobukii-deactivated20170126]

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

[sushinfood]

AMEN.

[newwavefeminism]

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

[bluegrasskitty]

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

[angrybooklady]

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

[reighost]

Reblogging to save a vag.

[rlhansen]

[you-do-not-know]

@klubbhead @turtrussel @anti-sjw-movement accurate?

[klubbhead]

THE HONK ONE I CANT 🤣

[natattackx]

NATALIE TURNED TWO TODAY

[markazianapogeeexplorer]

☽ ☾ ● ◯  M A R K A Z I A N A P O G E E E X P L O R E R ‘ S  2 0 0 +  F O L L O W E R  G I V E A W A Y ☽ ☾ ● ◯

Okay but first, THANK YOU?! I have been a part of this fandom for a very long time now, and it is one of THE BEST fandoms ever! It’s small, but not TOO small! I’ve made so many wonderful friends from here and I am so thankful for you guys.

I know I’ve been on a hiatus for awhile and I come back every now and then but I still LOVE this blog! And all of you who follow it!! except porn blogs *STARES INTO THE CAMERA*

You guys have helped me grow into a better writer and artist and PERSON! I love you guys even though I’m not around here as often as I’d like to be!

I also never thought this blog would ever get this far! I just made Tal because at the time no one had her as a muse! and I was like this has to change!! She just grew from there, I love her dearly and hope you guys enjoy rping with me as much as I do with you!

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SMALL TALK AND EMOTIONS ONTO THE GIVEAWAAAAAA*hic*AAAAYYY!

FIRST PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Novel by Scholastic

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Reader: Hero Time by Scholastic

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice

SECOND PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

THIRD PLACE PRIZE!

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

RULES

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

LIKE AND REBLOG TO ENTER

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS

NO SPAM BLOGS

MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU YOUR GIFT

USA ONLY (unless I can get a ridiculously good deal on international shipping sorry D: )

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 12:00 AM EST ON SUNDAY APRIL 30, 2017

ALL ELECTRONIC GIFTS WILL BE GIVEN OVER POSTS/PMS/ OR CAN BE EMAILED TO YOU

[markazianapogeeexplorer]

☽ ☾ ● ◯  M A R K A Z I A N A P O G E E E X P L O R E R ‘ S  2 0 0 +  F O L L O W E R  G I V E A W A Y ☽ ☾ ● ◯

Okay but first, THANK YOU?! I have been a part of this fandom for a very long time now, and it is one of THE BEST fandoms ever! It’s small, but not TOO small! I’ve made so many wonderful friends from here and I am so thankful for you guys.

I know I’ve been on a hiatus for awhile and I come back every now and then but I still LOVE this blog! And all of you who follow it!! except porn blogs *STARES INTO THE CAMERA*

You guys have helped me grow into a better writer and artist and PERSON! I love you guys even though I’m not around here as often as I’d like to be!

I also never thought this blog would ever get this far! I just made Tal because at the time no one had her as a muse! and I was like this has to change!! She just grew from there, I love her dearly and hope you guys enjoy rping with me as much as I do with you!

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SMALL TALK AND EMOTIONS ONTO THE GIVEAWAAAAAA*hic*AAAAYYY!

FIRST PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Novel by Scholastic

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Reader: Hero Time by Scholastic

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice

SECOND PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

THIRD PLACE PRIZE!

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

RULES

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

LIKE AND REBLOG TO ENTER

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS

NO SPAM BLOGS

MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU YOUR GIFT

USA ONLY (unless I can get a ridiculously good deal on international shipping sorry D: )

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 12:00 AM EST ON SUNDAY APRIL 30, 2017

ALL ELECTRONIC GIFTS WILL BE GIVEN OVER POSTS/PMS/ OR CAN BE EMAILED TO YOU

[markazianapogeeexplorer]

☽ ☾ ● ◯  M A R K A Z I A N A P O G E E E X P L O R E R ‘ S  2 0 0 +  F O L L O W E R  G I V E A W A Y ☽ ☾ ● ◯

Okay but first, THANK YOU?! I have been a part of this fandom for a very long time now, and it is one of THE BEST fandoms ever! It’s small, but not TOO small! I’ve made so many wonderful friends from here and I am so thankful for you guys.

I know I’ve been on a hiatus for awhile and I come back every now and then but I still LOVE this blog! And all of you who follow it!! except porn blogs *STARES INTO THE CAMERA*

You guys have helped me grow into a better writer and artist and PERSON! I love you guys even though I’m not around here as often as I’d like to be!

I also never thought this blog would ever get this far! I just made Tal because at the time no one had her as a muse! and I was like this has to change!! She just grew from there, I love her dearly and hope you guys enjoy rping with me as much as I do with you!

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SMALL TALK AND EMOTIONS ONTO THE GIVEAWAAAAAA*hic*AAAAYYY!

FIRST PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Novel by Scholastic

Ratchet and Clank The Movie Reader: Hero Time by Scholastic

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice

SECOND PLACE PRIZE!

The Official Game Guide for Ratchet and Clank PS4

A FOUR page Sketch/Art book handmade by yours truly! (you pick theme)

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

THIRD PLACE PRIZE!

ONE painted OR digitally painted piece by me

ONE Promo Banner for your blog

FIVE Icons of any character of your choice 

RULES

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

LIKE AND REBLOG TO ENTER

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS

NO SPAM BLOGS

MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND YOU YOUR GIFT

USA ONLY (unless I can get a ridiculously good deal on international shipping sorry D: )

GIVEAWAY ENDS AT 12:00 AM EST ON SUNDAY APRIL 30, 2017

ALL ELECTRONIC GIFTS WILL BE GIVEN OVER POSTS/PMS/ OR CAN BE EMAILED TO YOU

[slitherfish]

@natalie-ziegler-lombax

                  “Wretched piece of junk!” 

The witch grumbled as she ran her hands

through her hair. This piece of tech was throwing

her into a loop and it was starting to frustrate her.

[natattackx]

CHOCOLATE ears perk as the nether hollers and gloved hands immediately go to her hips.

❝Y’know, maybe I can help you with that ‘piece of junk’?❞ 

[natattackx]

A quick scribble of Nat. I'm not too happy with it. But I also haven't drawn a lombax in awhile. And word of advice don't draw laying sideways XD

[memedelene]

Brooklyn 99 Sentence Starters 

“I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately?”

“Shut your dumb poem mouth!”

“He’s so suave. Does anyone else get a little bit of a gay vibe? No? Okay.”

“Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.”

“He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.”

“Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?”

“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom? That’s like the whole reason to go in there.”

“So, you want to feed the bad guys a lot of soil?”

“I think this is where Batman’s parents got killed.”

“I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”

“No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

“Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!”

“How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?”

“No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.”

“Baby, I’ve got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan.”

“Don’t arrest him. Just smack him. Hard. With a phone book on a body part no one can see. Know what I’m saying?”

“Maybe it’s just old person gunk. You know how old people always have that gunk on them.”

“We don’t need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let’s fry these bitches.”

“Alright, we’re outnumbered and unarmed.”

“Wait! Before you say anything, I want to guess what happened based on your face. Someone died. No! You won a prize. I’m not getting better at this.”

[natattackx]

HELLO MY DEARYS I AM FEELING VERY RATCHET AND CLANK-Y TODAY

[spaacemusings]

                           —- &&;            and the rest is rust and stardust

[natattackx]

are you a cat? because you can curl up on my lap anytime.

*blinks into the abyss*

“Hey buddy, you’re about two seconds from getting yourself killed.”

[parcxysme]

➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse

Alex’s ears perked up and he looked down at Natalie. “Darling..what are you doing?” That was unexpected..could she feel the pacemaker too? Hopefully not.

[parcxysme]

The warden let out a huff. “Natalie..you don’t..you wouldn’t be bothered if I had any medical issues..would you?”

[natattackx]

"No? I wouldn't be bothered, it's not something you can help. I understand", there was never a reason to discriminate against ones medical issues, Natalie truly believed that.