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Just as Nate grabbed Vlad’s hand, Vlad felt his skull explode with pain. Letting a groan escape his mouth, he placed his free hand on his head, trying to concentrate. After a few moments of making sure he was alright, he remembered that Nate was still there. Glancing down at their clasped hands, he blushed and turned to Nate. What the hell are we doing?
A huge pain hit Nate's head like an oncoming train. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to get rid of the pain. He opened his eyes and looked at Vlad, noticing they were holding hands. His jaw dropped. He stared at their hands and then let out a huge laugh. Oh my god... what the fuck is happening, seriously? He quickly let go of Vlad's hand and then looked around. Jesus, my head hurts... what happened?
Your guess is as good as mine, honestly.
I have no idea what just happened... like at all.
Jesus.. what the hell even happened these past couple days? My head feels like it's going to explode.
Realization struck Vlad as he watched Nate bounce around like a little kid. "Yep, you’re on drugs, and no, it isn’t candy." Watching Nate burst into tears surprised Vladimir. What on earth was he supposed to do? He didn’t know how to handle Nate with this child-like behavior. "Fine, fine. I won’t kick you. Just stop."
"If I give you candy, will you go to the nurse with me?"
Nate rubbed his nose with his shirtsleeve, looking up at Vladimir. He gave him a small smile. Well, I do like candy! He let out a small giggle and shot up quickly, grabbed Vlad's hand. Okay. Give me the candy and I'll go with you.
Houston gave a smile back. “Healing factor? Wow, now you guys are no fun. Any hits and you guys just come back all brand new.”
"Also known as the people who will survive natural selection."
Nate let out a small laugh. Yeah, it's kinda cool, actually. I didn't think I ever had a power until I was.. well, until I was bullied. So it's good that I found out - even if it was the hard way.
As her phone was thrown over his shoulder, her face morphed into an alert exclamation mark. “Dude!” Zelda blurted out, “That’s my phone!" It hit the ground and, unfortunately, its screen cracked; her stomach dropped. "What, the fuck," she gritted her teeth and scowled. "I will literally hit you if you don’t stand up right now and give me all of your god damn savings, to repay me for breaking my phone.”
Nate stared as Zelda yelled at him. His face was blank until she finally stopped yelling. When she done, Nate began to sob loudly, burying his face in the ground. I'm sorry! Please don't tell my daddy! He began to scream and cry louder, kicking his legs in the air.
Vlad stared at Nate, open-mouthed in shock. What the hell was wrong with him? "Are you on drugs, mate?" Vladimir needed to get Nate and himself to the nurse, but it was quite clear that his friend wasn’t willing to budge. Unable to come up with any bright ideas, Vlad said the first thought that came to his head. "I’ll kick you if you don’t come."
A confused look came to Nate's face. What's drugs? Is it like candy? Can I have some? His eyes widened and me began to smile and giggle, bouncing up and down on the ground.
As Vlad threatened to kick him, his smile turned into a frown and he began to cry. Please don't kick me! I'm gonna tell my daddy!
Stella peeked around the corner of the hedge when she heard someone from the other side. “Me…” she said ever so softly as she stepped forward, but kept her distance. The person could still be following her and she turned her head from side to side to make sure that there wasn’t anyone there.
Nate looked up at the young woman standing there. A big smile spread across his face. Hi, lady! Wanna play with me? Nate began to giggle and continued to play in the grass.
Looking at his friend Vladimir could immediately tell something was off. This wasn’t the Nate that Vlad was familiar with. "Daddy? Since when do you call your old man that?" Nate was covered in grass and dirt; a sight that made him cringe. "We don’t have time for playing, Nate! We need to go to the nurse and get you checked. You might be contaminated."
Nate stared up at the boy. But I don't WANNA go to the nurse! You can't make me! Nate crossed his arms and began to pout. I'm staying right here.
Are you playing baby, because this is ridiculous. I mean; pulling grass? That’s your idea of fun?
I dunno what you're talking about... I'm 5! That's what I do.
"Okay take my phone alright," Zelda held out her mobile, "I want you to Google image five year old’s and tell me if you look anything like one of them.”
Nate took the phone from Zelda and looked at it, confused. He looked up at Zelda. "I dunno how to use this." He tossed it over his shoulder and plopped to the ground, playing with his feet.
Oh my god, dude. Please tell me this is a really bad joke. This is ridiculous.
Nate looked up at Asa, his eyes welling up with tears. You know what, mister? You're a big meanie.
"Wha— how am I in the least bit scary? You are scaring me. Seriously now, stop acting like some creepy man child. I mean it. It’s not funny any more.”
But I AM a child! Stop, you're scaring me. I'm gonna tell my daddy! Tears began to well up in Nate's eyes.
Me? What are you doing?
I'm playing... duhhhh
I’m sorry, but what exactly are you doing?
I'm just... I'm playing. That's what a little kid does, duhhhh. Nate rolled his eyes and went back to playing in the grass, giggling and having the time of his life.
Vlad let out a groan of annoyance as stray pieces of grass flew and hit his face. With a shriek, he tried to swat it off, fearing that he would die from the diseases and bacteria clinging onto the dirt. Trying to look for the cause of this disturbance, Vlad scanned the courtyard and spotted Nate. Practically running, Vlad reached his friend and gave him a glare. "What the fuck are you doing, mate?"
Nate quickly looked up at the boy looking down on him. He bit his lip and spoke softly. I'm just playing. I know my daddy wouldn't want me to do this but... Nate looked up at him with puppy dog eyes. Do you want to play with me? I'm kind of lonely right now.