#you are so adorable
Believe me when I say that I benefit more from this relationship then you do. So I could’ve done  a lot worse.
I'm failing to see what you benefit out of being in a relationship with me.
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#you are so adorable
Believe me when I say that I benefit more from this relationship then you do. So I could’ve done  a lot worse.
I'm failing to see what you benefit out of being in a relationship with me.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
Mom, dad, grandma and your girlfriend don’t count as your fans.
...Do you think it's too late in life to try and get you disowned from our family?
#you are so adorable
Which was so dumb on your part, you should’ve ran in the brief chance that you had.Â
So cute, yet so dumb.
It's also a little dumb on your part for getting involved with me. I mean, you're stuck with me forever now. You can try to get rid of all you want but I'm going to be like a fly that keeps coming back to the same place.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
Let’s be honest, you’re the only one who keeps your Wikipedia page up to date and you probably created the damn thing to begin with.
I would never. I have fans, y'know. They keep it updated for me. Don't be jealous cause you don't have a Wikipedia page.
#you are so adorable
I feel like I trapped you and now you’re in too deep to go away.
If it makes you feel any better, I think I basically volunteered myself to be trapped by you anyways.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
You’re basically straight now and are practically married to America’s sweetheart, you can no longer use that as an alibi.
I can and will keep using that as an alibi. Being bisexual really spruces up my Wikipedia page, y'know. If I was straight, it wouldn't even be the under the 'personal life' header.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
I mean, you could make a lesbian joke but then I’d have to call you a homophobe and I’m sure you don’t want to deal with that pr disaster. The last thing you want is for the gays to hate you.
I think the fact that I've slept with my fair share of guys kind of cancels out the whole homophobe thing.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
You’re like a whipped little puppy, of course I’m not going to stop making fun of you.
That's totally not fair. You can make fun of me but the best I can do to make fun of you is to make some lesbian joke.
#you are so adorable
I probably would, that was basically my plan the entire time: to be so cute that you couldn’t say no to me even if you wanted to.Â
Looks like you're plan worked then. I already find you extremely cute and it's not like I can say no to you anyways.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
No, it’s totally weird to know that you find your girlfriend saying balls and i love you to be attractive. I always knew you were an odd ball, but damn..
..I find it endearing. Stop making fun of me.
#you are so adorable
You didn’t pull it off at all, you completely failed the second you met me. I thought I was falling for some bad boy and you ended up being the exact opposite. You are such a disappointment.
Well, I couldn't be an asshole to you. You're too cute for that and I was scared that you'd look at me with those puppy dog eyes or something.
#you are so adorable
Probably, but we already established you used to be a douchebag in your former life.
Maybe I should go back to that--being an asshole. I think I totally pulled it off.. kind of ..okay, not really but I had my moments.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
Yes it does, I’m sure Kenzie uses the words ‘balls’ and ‘I love you’ in the same sentence all the time and I bet you don’t give her grief about it.
..Kenize is Kenzie, she's bound to say something inappropriate and un-lady like. It's just weird when you say it.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
What was so improper about that? That’s basically my way of saying that I love you.
..It had the word balls in it. You don't say I love you by saying something about balls.
#you are such a sap #i think i have bigger balls than you do
..We really need to work on your greetings.
#you are so adorable
Will it make me look like a tool if I agree with that?
I sat on my own with my dog last night and watched My Best Friend’s Wedding – it’s one of my favorite films of all time. Notting Hill, Love Actually, When Harry Met Sally… When a romantic comedy is done well there’s nothing that beats it.