[clumsyfemme]

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

It seems kind of homophobic that there isn’t someone sitting on my lap kissing my neck

[gaylor-moon]

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[guerrillatech]

[kosmogrl]

they need to invent a word worse than procastinating just for me

[kosmogrl]

[bakwaaas]

the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

[bakwaaas]

no this is exactly it

[superioronion]

happy government collapse to all my fellow dutchies 🥳

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[magicalbookss]

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[copepods]

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

[lintubintu]

@holyknuckled like that?

[holyknuckled]

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

[dykeweb-deactivated20251116]

i need someone to kiss me like they’re actually trying to devour me or i’ll die or something

[butterflypeaflowertea]

sometimes i wish i could tell other women that you can just stop removing your body hair and in many cases the consequences will be way less severe than u expect. you can go to the beach with all your leg hair intact and nobody will stop you or say a thing. you can stop waxing your upper lip and people won’t stare at it the way u might be bracing yourself for. you can quit plucking your brows and eventually they will grow back into themselves and no one will even notice. like for sure women are punished for not participating in beauty rituals but i also feel like so much of it is like The Panopticon sometimes where you just convince yourself that if u stop that kind of gendered upkeep everyone will be mad and stop talking to u forever when in reality you just keep existing and nothing remarkable happens. it’s not always easy but you can kind of just stop for real

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i am a woc! 🫶🏽 i’m south asian and middle eastern. trust me when i say i am well aware of eurocentric beauty standards—i have the darkest body hair out of all my peers because none of them come from the same background i do. you can still just stop doing these things and show others that it is possible to challenge eurocentric beauty standards. women of color deserve to exist in their own bodies freely and comfortably too and completely giving up on the idea of embracing your body hair or waving it off as something only white people have the ‘privilege’ of doing is unhelpful and not true. i know it’s not always easy but i promise you that other people still care about it less than you think. even if you’re brown like i am. kiss

[dogray]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[inthefallofasparrow]

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

[lsdtab]