smt: super monkey (t)ball

LM - 25, Claims to be a Gamer (confirmation pending)

[bikwin5]

TUMBLER SEXYMAN FINAL AROUND

Purple Pieman (Strawberry Shortcake)

Shy Guy (Mario)

Caveman Brothers (Wacky Races)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[pseudonymjones]

today’s the big bike race, right?

[ganglemanva]

i tread onwards

happy Lupin Saturday, once again

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[hellstobetsy]

For context, one billion people is roughly the same amount of people that bought any one of the PS2, Switch, DS, Game Boy, PS4, PS1, Wii, or PS5 combined, assuming no overlap.

Note also that none of those top eight consoles are Xboxen.

[dogpuppy]

[themetalhiro]

Its the circle of life babey!

[themetalhiro]

This was originally about never folding my clean clothes. But I’m glad it’s resonating with all of you

[spicyfingersart]

Count Jercula's Manor (Jerma Animated)

[phillip-bankss]

Look up “cyberworld g2 megatron”. I think yo’ll get a kick out of what you find

good lord

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

[afloweroutofstone]

By popular demand:

[afloweroutofstone]

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.

[hellolovelyscientist]

#i cannot express how much i hate American jingoistic media

same, same.

[ganglemanva]

i tread onwards

happy Lupin Saturday, once again

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[taylortut]

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

[the-last-teabender]

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

[playwrongs]

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

[boybeetles]

July 4 is a very special day as you all know….

That’s right HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYA AMANO

[nextlevelsmp3]

[okmurph]

Now that’s IMPROV BABY

[mooslittlebeans]

“Thats my husband!!”

[morningsaidthemoon]

commissioned by @gettownsburnmoney, based on this post !!!