Nate Wazowski

The guy with a shell, 16, Sophomore

[caspianbrooks]

What you hurt my honor, really. But welcome back. I hope your absence was nice for you because honestly my heart could not go on without you. So broken I am. 

[nate-wazowski]

You're funny.

[emerson-rose-deactivated2015010]

I’m sorry, who are you?

[nate-wazowski]

Oh, I'm Nate Wazowski. Erm, it's nice to meet you.

[itsmaliepelekai-deactivated2014]

So where did you go? 

[nate-wazowski]

Went home, but I've been here for a couple of days. I just had too many tests to study.

[old-aloha-alani]

GRADUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nate-wazowski]

Oh, yeey. Exiting!

[magicmarine-blog]

Want a cookie?

[nate-wazowski]

I-I guess so?

[madi-hollows-blog]

Watching any show that has to do with food makes me hungry, but I’m always too lazy to go get any. It’s a hard knock life.

[nate-wazowski]

That's me, like always. That's why I get food before I watch the show.

[lillian-hardback]

No, you can only use Kinematics equations if an object possess constant acceleration. 

[lillian-hardback]

[nate-wazowski]

I don't get it anymore.

[itsmaliepelekai-deactivated2014]

Well it’s good to not expect that I guess. Just know that people still miss you.

[nate-wazowski]

Okay...

[itsmaliepelekai-deactivated2014]

Why is that good..?

[nate-wazowski]

I don't know, I don't expect people to miss me, Malie.

[carriexlumos]

I didn’t even know you left, that’s funny.

[nate-wazowski]

It's not like Stella talks about me anyway. It's nothing.

[nate-wazowski]

So, I'm back. You probably didn't even notice I was gone. That's good.

[itsmaliepelekai-deactivated2014]

It’s fine.. do you fall often..? Because I fall quite a lot too..

[nate-wazowski]

Ever since I learned how to walk. That's why I'm not even bothering anymore I guess.

Look, you guys have something in common! C'mon, talk to her, Nate. Just do it.

[ebbjustflows]

Yeah, I know ya do. But ya gotta work for them, kiddo! Well.. I mean, I didn’t. But you probably would have to.

[nate-wazowski]

Thanks for the advice I guess.

Isn't Ebb handsome? I would be up for that.

[ebbjustflows]

I think I like this a lot better. I feel strong!

[nate-wazowski]

Walt, I wish I had those muscles.

Aww Natey poo.. Muscles and you, they will never be true. It's okay.

[nate-wazowski]

I am sorry for everyone I tried to kiss yesterday. Erm. Yea.

C'mon Nate. Wasn't even that spectacular. One person, really?

[nate-wazowski]

walt

WALT : Muse can hear the Mun’s voice like an angel (or devil) on their shoulder for a day.

Voice? Angel? Devil?

Yeah, Nate. Don’t worry. I’m an angel. Most of the time.

[nate-wazowski]

But I can’t.. Like, it’s literally impossible.

[princeton-isohso-charming]

I mean, if you really have to it’s okay. I know I’m hard to resist. 

[nate-wazowski]

[looks up] Really?