Just Call Me Awesome.

Living the Canadian butcher life.

[captain-flint]

Klaus smiling because of Dave ;_;

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[dropovers]

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[newtgeiszler]

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

[positivedoodles]

Street harassment is not a compliment.

[yawndeath]

Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sitting on the toilet completely naked is a very weird feeling

[just-shower-thoughts]

From birth to death, life is essentially a body’s journey from one hole to another.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dying from laughter would actually be a super painful way to die.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our butts have the ability to excrete all three states of matter.

[punkmonksteven]

I think I lost my ability to flirt…

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

“are there any special guests we can look forward to?”

joe: “i don’t want to say any names but-”

“president ob-no he’s not gonna be on it”

[savannh-deactivated20190412]

joe: “i don’t care i’ll play you a new song right now!”

*starts scrolling*

joe: “you ready?”

joe: *plays year 3000*

this is chaotic leo energy at its finest

[mediamattersforamerica]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed out that many young people are concerned about having kids because climate change will make the planet increasingly uninhabitable.

Fox News hosts are now claiming she wants to “get rid of children.”

[insanity-by-proxy]

Exhibit A of how words can be taken wildly and infuriatingly out of context. 

Don’t believe everything you read kids. Take a moment to do the research. 

[sableaire]

This is the biggest “I think Coolsville sucks!” moment I have seen in a while…

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your mouth is the only place you can see skin, muscle, and bone without being gravely injured or sick

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[captainamericacrunch]

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork