y'all life is dickin me down (not in a fun way) rn so imma be super low activity 😭
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@nathxnielhowe
y'all life is dickin me down (not in a fun way) rn so imma be super low activity 😭
in war, victory. in peace, vigilance. in death, sacrifice.
sorry to keep posting random shots from world of thedas but i can’t not post this one
Isabel Allende, from The House of The Spirits
Sylvia Plath, “The Unabridged Journals”
“You will guard them and they will hate you for it. Whenever there is not a Blight actively crawling over the surface, humanity will do its best to forget how much they need you. And that’s good. We need to stand apart from them, even if they have to push us away to make us do it. That is the only way we can ever make the hard decisions.” ―Kristoff, Commander of the Grey of Orlais
❝ You have a very bleak view of the world. ❞
▿meme.
❝ I'm not fond of unfounded optimism. ❞
While his reply is seemingly terse, no edged antagonism resides in passive features. Instead, he arches a brow, fixing Carver with a curious look. He was no stranger to others' criticisms. After all, even before his family's fall from grace, Nathaniel hadn't been known for a perky personality. Regardless, a dry smile lingers in his tone, though no such smirk ever graces his expression.
❝ Would you rather I don my rosey spectacles and see the world differently? Dance before the Maker and sing praises for the sunshine, perhaps? ❞
╰┈➤ @giantsreach
❝ Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. ❞ — from Anastasia ^^
❝ Pray tell, ❞ Nathaniel began, but paused. Cold eyes remain steeled toward the true target of interest in this moment; broad shoulders pulled back, calloused fingers gripping the drawstring, and stance eerily still, he quieted suddenly.
Outside this small archery range, the inklings of a sleepy Keep stir—but not yet rise. Dawn was just shy before the horizon, and truth be told, he often sought this bleak hour for its solitary state. Rare was his company welcomed, and being a man raised on noblesse oblige, he would not dawdle where he was not wanted. At least, not when the numbers were so disproportionately against him. The days of his stay here were few, and considering the altercation during his subjugation, the Howe couldn’t hold their disfavor against them. Virtue was a path of consistency. So was trust. A scattering of weeks well-behaved wasn’t going to totally dismiss his father’s disgrace nor his own initial impression. That, and the one Warden’s nose he’d fractured during his capture was, in fact, still quite broken. Pity, really.
Still, in this moment, where the breeze gently lifted the few flyaways from his sharp features, he feels….almost at ease. Almost.
The resounding thud when his arrow soared through the air and struck the wooden stake ahead, puncturing through the shoddy hay figure it held up, ended the brief reverie he held then. Brow furrowed, he finally faces Anastasia, continuing.
❝ ....to what do I owe the pleasure of this most recent judgment of yours? ❞
╰┈➤ @haereticae
That’s one way to put it.
[Sentence Starters] Galavant S01
Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^
❝ True love was never this ecstatic, nor as wildly acrobatic! ❞
❝ In a few moments we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land. ❞
❝ Tonight, you will join me in my bed. ❞
❝ Your family has killed the last four generations of chefs in my family… It’s not a great job. ❞
❝ I want to liberate his head from his neck and then punt the bloody wreck sky high. ❞
❝ When he tells me to fetch, those are my favorite moments. ❞
❝ I come from a long family of lovers… You can’t fight genetics. ❞
❝ You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past 10 minutes. ❞
❝ Can we swap horses? Yours looks so much softer. ❞
❝ Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Promise me that right now. ❞
❝ If you want your wife to respect you, you’ve gotta earn her respect. ❞
❝ It’s 1256. The ‘your mama’ jokes, they’re getting really old. ❞
❝ Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up. ❞
❝ Pick up your sword. ❞
❝ King Dick’s not gonna know what hit him. ❞
❝ So we’re eating the rooster or are we keeping the rooster? Because if we’re eating the rooster, I’m not naming him. ❞
❝ You’re frigid and demanding, I shudder at your call. ❞
❝ Whenever you come near me, my flesh begins to crawl. ❞
❝ Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. ❞
❝ You’re unlovable, (Name). ❞
❝ My people will treat you like a Princess. ❞
❝ I know we’ve had our ups and downs. I mean, just days ago you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe. ❞
❝ Your son with an 'o’ was my sun with a 'u’. ❞
❝ I trained in monologues, not poetry! ❞
❝ We need to find more activities we can do together. ❞
❝ He’s a [BLEEP], you [BLEEP] things up, [BLEEP] you in the [BLEEP] chair with the [BLEEP] and knees [BLEEP] is taking it [BLEEP] out that on [BLEEP]. ❞
❝ All you need to be pirates is a dark heart and a wicked disregard for other people’s lives. ❞
❝ It would be mondo satisfying to cut your face off and sew it back on inside out. ❞
❝ Did I just cut your hand? ❞
❝ Where are you going? It’s time for four-o-clock-fool-around. ❞
❝ If you’re developing a conscience, then you’re of no good to me. ❞
❝ Please stop talking. ❞
❝ My God, just get a room, you two. ❞
❝ Sorry. I don’t always listen when you talk. ❞
❝ I ate my feelings. And a lot of bread. ❞
❝ I’m going to conquer and kill, and spread bastard children throughout the land like wildflower seeds. ❞
❝ Where’s that bloody door? ❞
❝ Well, how the Hell are we supposed to get up there? ❞
❝ Now, I know you’re not a hugger, but if you were? I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket mode of love. ❞
❝ Stop being dumb, take the offer to be my shag hag. ❞
❝ I don’t like it when men touch my face. ❞
❝ You have a very bleak view of the world. ❞
❝ Let’s spike the soup with some arsenic. ❞
❝ If you eat that last danish, I will reach down your throat, pull it out, and beat you to death with it! ❞
❝ Die, swine! Rot in Hell! ❞
❝ Your breath reminds me of the time I found my uncle’s body in a well. ❞
❝ Speaking to you is one of my favorite things to do. ❞
❝ Sure, I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that? I’m all about a woman’s rights. ❞
❝ I’m going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me! ❞
❝ Ah, you’re so pretty, but not just your face, your brain. It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. ❞
𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐩𝐜,
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nathaniel: if someone had told me i’d end up here, i would have laughed at them. but times change.
❝ My father often forgot that 'nobility' has another meaning.❞
sel. nathaniel howe from the dragon age universe.