Cherish your pets, time moves quickly.

19/♌ Hi, My name is Trickster I'm a Kainai First Nations person. This blog is LGBTQA+ & POC friendly. Tw; Dead Animals, Animal Gore. profile pictures r pictures of my actual pets. main: Native-Trickster (Tank) vent blog: Bloodclotboy. (Momo) bettablr: tricksterwithafish (Demar)

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It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

[unscinfinity]

are you okay there

[expert-jumper-deactivated201312]

E V E R Y O N E

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NO CHANCES TAKEN

[txmriddlx]

This is in less than 30 years…

[its-the-hamfam]

Guys we’re safe

[chuckisgod]

I’m safe now guys

[eiiza-blog1]

SAFE yes haha

[last-an-eon]

Safe…??

[hanatamagosgooglehistory-blog]

Safe

[greecesgooglehistory]

What in the holy hell is this? There’s no way I’m not risking this

[illinoisgooglehistory-blog]

I guess I’m safe?

[nebraskasgooglehistory]

=

[skoreasgooglehistory]

Okay then

[huttriversgooglehistory]

I’m safe….?

[nyobelarusgooglehistory]

Alright then.

[indianasgooglehistory]

LIKE HELL I’M GOING OUT LIKE THAT

[philippinesgooglehistory-blog]

What’s with this post

[katheoclark-deactivated20190819]

im scared y'all

[max-out-of-ten]

reblogging just so i can get some of y’all paranoid lol

[eyebaus-moved]

:^)

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*Le screeches of agony* @thesmolandmighty @slaxisrocks @wit-fox @swaysway4433 @cyanthechild @pwnage101 @blogthegreatrouge @trashy-artzy-me @futuristiccrystal @dahrianbrian @dahaleybaley @askcooperblack @kimthebacon

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O-oh n-no *stares fearfully* e-everyone please, r-reblog! I d-don’t want anyone h-hurt ok? 

[ask-masked-and-seductive-be-blog]

Oh gee. Who ever made this is kinda mean byt no chances taken.

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lol.

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Oh gawd haha

[insomniadraws-deactivated201810]

im reblogging because that’s a kind of neat narration xD

[homo-synthesis]

Fish abuse is still animal abuse

[pretty-dead-dog]

german shepherd!

I had a German Shepherd once, the best dog I ever had!

Hate | Not my type | ok | Good | Great! | One of my Favorites! | I LOVE THEM!!  

[enygmass]

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[veterinaryrambles]

This message is veterinarian-approved!!!

[mad-dyspunktional]

In case it isn’t clear, that is literally the last bone of a cat’s toes attached to those claws. If you thought only the claw was being removed during declaw surgery, you are unfortunately mistaken. It’s an amputation.

[robotmystic]

dad?

[grawly]

answer his question

[angstyarthoe]

Don’t disappoint him

[unclefather]

[spacesnek]

Wh... What did pandas do wrong??????

oh boy oh boy OH BOY

hello anon i have some Things to say about pandas 

1. Pandas have an extremely low birth rate and female pandas are only fertile for a VERY small amount of time per year. If a panda has twins, they’ll only care for one of them and leave the other to die AND pandas can only have like, 5-8 cubs in their lifetime. [x]

2. Pandas are evolved from carnivorous bears, right? But instead of STAYING carnivorous like the smart bears, these black and white disasters decide that they’re going to eat BAMBOO instead, which contains very little nutrients so they have to eat a LOT of it. They spend up to 16 hours a day eating bamboo and but their digestive systems can’t even process it properly because, again, they were descended from carnivores. [x]

3. Natural disasters can cause EVEN LOWER birthrates than they already have. [x] 

4. These guys have procreation problems in captivity. They don’t have sex. Zoo keepers have tried everything (including showing the pandas panda porn), but these guys still don’t want to have sex. They’d rather be eating. 

5. When they DO have sex, it’s usually with family members and they ALSO fake pregnancies. [x][x]

6. This is what really gets me right here… We spend MILLIONS of dollars trying to get these animals to breed. MILLIONS of dollars that could be spent towards other species that actually need it. 

This is a really good paragraph by Lynne Warren: [x]

Hosting giant pandas costs each zoo an average of 2.6 million dollars a year, and that’s if no babies arrive. Add a cub, and the budget tops three million dollars. Add two cubs (nearly half of panda pregnancies produce twins), and the tab approaches four million dollars. 

“Nobody,” says David Wildt, head of the National Zoo’s reproductive sciences program, “would ever commit this kind of money to any other species.”

This is also a good article by Christine Dell'Amore.

Another good article by Lizzie Buchen that I’m going to highlight:

About 22 percent of all mammals are listed as endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN), but the percentage is significantly higher for creepy, crawly, backbone-less invertebrates, which enrich the soil, filter water, recycle nutrients, pollinate plants, decompose animal carcasses and waste products, play a vital role in the food chain, and inspire biomimetic creations.

What are pandas good for? Why are invertebrates (a group that includes the three most endangered groups of animals in the United States) seemingly absent from conservation planning strategies, while the panda receives a great proportion of our efforts and our concern, not to mention tens of millions of dollars for captive breeding programs?

td;dr: pandas are an evolutionary disaster and conservation efforts sound be going to other places. 

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[artofmaquenda]

I love this new series ‘’Dark’’ so much. It portrays my life perfectly. XD

[spanishmal]

[fumblebeefae]

Anyways fuck pandas 😒🐼🙅‍♂️🚫❌

[tricksterwithafish]

Cleaned and rearranged Demar + the panda corys tank.

[native-trickster]

Lookit me feesh.

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

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[ofools]

[lesbianshepard]

if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

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when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

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