Calm Your Titays

Mariah. 18. Black, White, and Native American. DMV now Denver, CO. ig: mariah_tabitha twitter: mariahtabitha

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Food items from deltarune chapter 2

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CTz7kBAlPPy/?utm_medium=copy_link

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this 👏

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My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

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this is amazing

[devilmuse]

Who wants to buy me lingerie so I can feel like the princess I am

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pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

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THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

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I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

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Fris-bear

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talented bear

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

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wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

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It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

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ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

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This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

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IT GOT BETTER

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I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

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IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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I have never loved a post this much before

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@tenma-the-mad

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IT’S BACK AND THERE’S MORE AH GEEZ I LIKE!!

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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD :D

[samdirector24]

QUALITY THREAD

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The reaction faces are the best :D

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[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

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Dicke means Fat or Thick

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this post only gets worse