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19 😛 edu major

[amiartca]

Anyone else agree lol?

[ozzgin]

Something's terribly wrong with your new coworker, yet no one else will see it. They all love him. He's somewhat shy, but friendly. He arrives early and leaves last. He's always lending a hand to everyone in need. You've heard the occasional gossip about his innocent, yet handsome looks.

Are you the only one who can see his unholy form? The many eyes, the horns, the ever-changing blight that makes up his blasphemous appearance?

The fiend immediately noticed that you stare at him with terrified eyes, unlike the rest of them. Instead of being afraid he's been discovered, he seems to enjoy this little secret, terribly so. He can't help but taunt you every day, an almost flirtatious mockery that keeps you on your toes. Flashing his sharp teeth, flicking his long tongue whenever you pass by.

"Why am I paired with him again," you groan, stretching out your feet in despair. "Can't anyone else train him?"

"You're creating a hostile work environment, (Y/N)," your manager scolds.

"I wish we'd get along," your coworker sighs, placing a warm hand on your shoulder. You glance up at his deformed grin. "After all, you're my favorite."

[natnotmatt]

THIS IS FRYING ME 😭

[natnotmatt]

dreams are so odd because why did i dream about someone i barely knew as a bf and now im lowkey yearning for them

[coupsiesss]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

I WILL FOREVER LOVE THIS I REMEMBER SEEING IT BACK WHEN IT WAS UPLOADED AND IT WAS HILARIOUS

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[natnotmatt]

i need just a gallon bottle of yakult idc if it's a probiotic drink i love this stuff

[natnotmatt]

like how we usually for M to F trans ppl have the term dolls for my F to M ppl it should be transformers lol

[natnotmatt]

mom said i write really well... if only she knew i have actively been writing (unpublished) fanfiction since fourteen like the loser i am

[frownyalfred]

Signs you may need to take a break from ao3/tumblr for a little bit:

an author/blog being “mean” to your favorite character causes you uncontrollable anger

an author/blog being “mean” to your favorite character feels like a personal attack on you

a fic makes you depressed for several days (not just sad, but uncontrollable crying, depression, despair)

you feel like your mental health is hinging on the outcome of a WIP or cliffhanger

you’re making threats, death threats, etc on anon or leaving abusive comments

you’re unable/unwilling to block/mute people who cause these reactions

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[cafiffle]

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

[cafiffle]

like this

[koko2unite]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

[natnotmatt]

ovulating.

[ballard96]

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[natnotmatt]

is anyone else terrified of talking or doing something in their sleep or is it just me