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The best thing currently about me and my boyfriend is that we are both kinky as hell, but also mega respectful and constantly checking in on boundaries cause like

”I really like the idea of you having a primal “possessive” lust but I don’t want to make you feel insecure or jealous to get there”

”of course! Id like that ‘possessive’ too. I know you would never hurt me, and I wouldn’t hurt you. id let you know if what you did hurt me”

its So kinky and wholesome I wanna marry him And be domestic

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Stupid boys don’t know that girls grow a penis every month that we have to cut off regularly smh

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Ive been growing mine out for #peghim2020 ! 🙌❤

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9 inches baby 🙏🏾

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Why you should never buy sex toys on Amazon.

I see people on here all the time talking about buying sex toys on Amazon so it’s time to run through this again. I know it may seem like you’re saving money but when something seems too good to be true it usually is.

The main reason you shouldn’t buy sex toys on Amazon is that, unlike buying from reputable retailers, you have absolutely no garuntee that the product you’re buying hasn’t been used, returned, and resold. The sex you industy in America is almost completely unregulated so really can’t trust amazon to hold better business practices than legally required. People have found bodily fluid and pubic hair on toys purchased from Amazon.

America Has an Extremely Disturbing Sex Toy Problem

'Some had bodily fluids on them, and some even had pubic hairs."

The second biggest reason is that you’re more than likely buying an expensive knock off labeled as a brand name item. The way the amazon marketplace works is by sorting items with the same bar code name into the same catagory. So let’s say you want a wi vibe so you pay for one but what happens is that amazon doesn’t log a difference between a brand name Wi-vibe and a knock off from China. They’re both just labeled “wi-vibe” so you pay for a quality item and get a cheap knock off. So you may think you’re getting a high quality item for $50 but instead you’re getting a $10 look alike that will die and malfunction quickly. Imagine paying for a Lelo (the most luxury sex toy brand) and getting something nothing like that.

Why Buying Sex Toys from Amazon is a Risky Gamble — Dangerous Lilly

Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even us

And lastly, it’s not safe for you! Because the chances of you getting a knock off are so high, it’s very likely that you’ll get something made out of harmful materials. A lot of the sex toys made cheaply in China and places like that have no body safe regulations on materials so not only could you pay for a brand name item and not get it , but you might actually get something that could make you sick or even poison you. Some toys will even leak oils and chemicals when exposed to water or fluids.

Why You Should Be Very Careful About Buying Sex Toys on Amazon

Amazon's Sexual Wellness section is chock-full of sex toys, but it's a mixed bag, with ple

In summation, buying from Amazon is NOT safe for you, will most likely rip you off, and you could even be getting used products.

Below I’m listing Dangerous Lily’s list of best places to buy. I recommend reading her reviews before purchasing anything expensive.

Where to buy:

SheVibe

Early to bed

Smitten Kitten

Good Vibes

Come as you are

Be vibrant

HotOctopuss

And directly from the brand retailor like we-vibe, Lelo, body wand, etc.

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Apparently the sale of sex toys on amazon have spiked since everyone is stuck at home so I’m bringing this back as a PSA.

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PS: a LOT of third party sellers on Amazon have jumped onto the sex toy bandwagon and are offering “free” toys for reviewing - but the thing is they ask you for your Paypal so you can make an order, give them the order number, and then refund the amount thru Paypal.

This is sales padding and it’s reportable to the FTC, they’re having you pose as an actual customer but refunding you behind the scenes so its “free”. It’s a scam to boost their numbers.

If a company or online store wants you to review products for free, it will actually be 100% free and there will be no talk of placing orders and being refunded for them.

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Spice it up in the bedroom. Cover yourself in thyme and sage. 

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Don’t be a dick, wear a condom

That’s it, that’s the post. Just remember to wear condoms

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You know, it’s not even the genitals of sex I crave. I just want a really good, body to body makeout dammit.

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mettaton macking on his fans

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lest i forget to add this

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loki-zen: “fuck-the-conquistadores: “witwitch: “fuck-the-conquistadores: “witwitch: “You deserve better. You are worth more. You are human, you deserve respect, you deserve admiration, you deserve...

If doms are always evil abusers, and subs are always abuse victims, what does that make switches? …..victbusers? Abictims!

Equivalently, if doms are always men and subs are always women, all switches must be NB.

……actually, this fantasy world is sounding better and better

…but in all seriousness. If you look at a man and a woman who have the exact same fantasies and do the exact same things in bed, and point to the man and yell “this person is an agent of harm!” and point to the woman and yell “this person is a victim of harm!” there’s a word for that. it’s called sexism.

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No matter how many logical contortions you have to do to excuse it.

They regularly pretend femdom and MM BDSM don’t exist.

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I just love the term “BDSM relationships”.

“If you partake in BDSM in the bedroom, you’re obviously a victim and your “dom” is an abusive asshole UwU”

“Nah, I’m just kinky”

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“I am the dom.”

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Obviously I’m aware my experiences aren’t universal, but I know more femdoms than the other way around, and a lot of times is not even about sex.

And I don’t know how many times I have to say this but THE SUB IS THE ONE IN CHARGE

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I saw someone who implied any woman in BDSM was necessarily the sub and was ‘coerced’ into it.

Because a woman can’t possibly be the kinky one who asks for a little paddling, or the one who tops. That would be sinful, like a man.

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This just in, a radfem gets almost nothing about a sexual relationship right. Must be part of the week that ends in “day.”

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l a w l my bf is so hot i love him

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i love you so much you are so precious and sexy to me you are my angel my husband.. you suck my dick and drink my cum and gives me kisses and good to me and also mixed. jeff you are so good i love you so much I LOVE YOU SO FREAKIGN MUCH I LOVE YOU you are so better then norman and john you treat me good I WANNA EAT YOU ALIVE AND CUT YOU APART 💕💕💕

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i love you so much tooooo you are so hot so good to meeeee i love you i suck your dick and drink your cum even if its um..salty..but anyways i love kissing you and fucking you im a mixed angel I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO MCUhhh ahh ……

[femininechrist]

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Ok but you know what’s very sexy? Actual consideration for your partner.

[memesandlaughs]

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Being ace and having a libido is so weird cause it’s like

body: sex now

Me: nah

Body: need sexual contact 

Me: later

Body: choke me daddy

Me: if I jack off will you shut the fuck up

Body: yay

but also

Mom: isn’t this guy cute?

Me:......

Body:......

Me: yeah

Body: no more than everyone else. 

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All diccs are beautiful just as all pusspuss are beautiful. This is non debatable.

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You know, if your man don’t let you go on top sometimes than ya man is a coward.

Let your bae bounce of the dicc, mmkay?

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Welp, time to update the old smut blog

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I’ve had this idea for a while but imagine an erotica about a vampire and queen. Secret love affair where the vampiress eats any suitors and the queen prevents anyone from hurting her. 

And steamy sex

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look, all I’m sayin is Demencia pegs Flug.