[sorryforpartyjocking-deactivate]

[chongoblog]

[bonediggercharleston]

they are literally investigating the unification church that the assassin was mad about and the public is now more aware of its political influence this was seriously a very effective murder of a human being

[thebootydiaries]

[aturnoftheearth]

literally 10 years since 2012. what’s next? 10 years since 2013?

[aturnoftheearth]

[scottandhiskind]

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

[budzaya]

How many times can the same thing break your heart?

[zw-me-anasfaleies]

As long as you love it.

[xyouaremyhomex]

“as long as you love it” this really hit me

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[toastbutteregg]

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[suck-it-and-see-16]

This whole thread has killed me

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

[castiel221b]

Why do I fight so hard to make a relationship with my family ever year just to look back and realize nothing has changed

[coughloop]

How far we've fallen that kung pow penis is no longer just a very specific thing used to piss off one very racist guy, we can't just kung pow penis anyone it's not right, it has context

[coughloop]

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[suprchnk]

i post here like no one’s looking which is mostly true

[vaspider]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm” actually it does. It just gives us the ability to use the website without it, and we’ve all decided to use it that way and only that way because engagement algorithms suck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s fucking hilarious

[funnytwittertweets]