Natsu: Haaah! Haaaauhhh! *on his back, breathing rather hard, his clothes thoroughly soaked* ....damn it.... you're a lot... tougher... than I... thought!
Juvia: Hahhh, hahhh, hahhh.... *in similar shape, with spots of her clothes being burnt* ....J-Juvia realizes....why Gray-sama... is so strong...
Natsu: Seriously... you're great...! Only Erza and Mira can go toe-2-toe against me like this! *grins* You're really strong!
Juvia: *blushes at the praise* Th-thank you Natsu-san. You were amazing too.
Natsu: Of course! I love it when I gotta work to be on top!
Juvia: *turns red* Wha-what does Natsu-san mean by that?!
Erza: So this is where you two went. *comes out from behind a tree along with Mirajane*
Erza: *looks at the both of them* Looks like quite the battle took place here....
Natsu: What did you think we did? C'mon, should be obvious.
Mira: *looks at their state of undress* ... I decline to answer.
Juvia: Juvia swears it's not like that!
Natsu: What? It was good for you too, right? You said so just a bit ago...
Juvia: Not the way that Natsu-san is saying it!?
Mira: *smirks* Oh really~
Natsu: It was great! She was all wet from the beginning so I turned the fire up and tried to pound her good. But she was too wet and slippery so I had to change tactics on her...
Juvia: DON'T TELL - DOOOON'T!!!
Erza: *puts a hand on her head and sighs*
Natsu: Yeah I was on top for a bit, then she was on top - it went back and forth like that for 30 minutes.
Erza: Oh? She lasted 30 minutes...I'm surprised.
Natsu: I know right? I told her only you and Mira make me go for that long!
Juvia: Natsu-saaaan, Juvia is begging you to stop!
Natsu: That's not what you were saying before~ *waggles his eyebrows*
Juvia: *screams in frustration*
Erza: ... now you know why we don't spar with him regularly.
Juvia: Juvia understands...!
Natsu: What?! I'm explaining it properly, aren't I?
Mira: ... Don't ever change, Natsu. Not until I find a boyfriend.
