Can't be tamed Can't be remade

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[ikimaru]

lovinomargarita submitted

definitely pick the mareep B)

[natureswildflower]

Mareep!!

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

[fablefire]

It’s Monday!

2019’s nurses and one prescription jigglypuff.

[shwaluigi]

More plaids for the lads and lasses~

[heilos]

As promised, here’s all of my recreated Steven Universe outfits for everyone to use in Animal Crossing. I hope other fans enjoy these as much as I do! Quick note: The bottom two are a little different from the rest. I wanted to do something else other then make Steven’s jacket normally since everyone else has already done that. Instead I tried the design on a hat and it’s now my favorite thing to wear in game. The Rose hoodie is a mash up of Steven’s jacket and Rose’s gem and shield design and I love how it turned out.

[harchigorichi]

i love u greg but he is not even vaccinated 

[pearl-likes-pi]

The revelation that his whole life, Steven’s just been breaking all of his bones all the time is SENDING me 

 So like…. everything we wrote off as “zany cartoon gags” in season 1 was actually him just SHATTERING HIS BONES OVER & OVER?? IM LOSING IT 

AND THE FACT THAT THE GEMS JUST DIDN’T NOTICE BECAUSE THEY JUST…. DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BONES WORK?????? IM LOSING MY MIND, THEY WERE LITERALLY THROWING HIM AT STUFF

[brittany-murphy]

[its-ok-to-smile]

Knowing that in just over a month the story of Steven Universe will be over

[djsockpuppet]

SwSh Concept Art Pt. 1

(pt. 2)

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Artist Daniel Rarela creates “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” memes to stop people from whitewashing MLK

follow @the-movemnt

[awesomefitnessrecipes]

Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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[su-but-othrstf-too]

Alex H: “what happens if a gem is in the dark too long?”

Rebecca S: “I cant answer that.”

?!?!?!?!????????!

(12/31/18)

[oragala]

The plot of basically every Steven Universe Future episode: