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when he has those dull, lifeless, fragile eyes and you can tell he’s a c section baby

Getting rejected actually feels pretty ok on two plastic glasses of blue raspberry lemonade Smirnoff mixed with slightly more lemonade and half an edible

#not even joking lol #felt fine in the moment feels fine now #went great and now i can getover it #I think I prefer these substances #dont care for smoking

She says she’s training me and leaves me in a hot car lol

#probably should’ve asked for the windows down

Wow I actually do not like 7up

boringkate

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

#the thing #lol

retroactivebakeries

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

Fucking hellllll

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

#omggggg im watching this rn #!!!#on season 2 and forgot which piracy site I was using #:(#might loan from library

somelocusts

The idea that I'm gonna go start spending the big bucks on comic books because they took down readcomiconline is like assuming that revoking my driver's license would convince me to finally purchase a helicopter.

#already wasnt reading comic books as much but #def not gonna now lol #outside of like specific series which ended before i was born #idk i dont really like activly coll #collect

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

1random-starfish

What id she does like me

1random-starfish

So like probably shouldn’t get high and drunk and fuck around the city with just her but like if were gonna bus back to my place after

#I cannot say no to that #like if I was one of the guys she finds online #i need to just say something #but it feels so good to think abt it

Porn blog i just blocked makes me want some soft serve

#like ok sex whatever #that ice cream cone looks tasty

What id she does like me

#what if im being delusional by assuming she wouldn’t

Keep dreaming abt my freiinddd I think i mightt be fucked ughghg

#I feel like such a worthless #idk #i want stuff ig #terrible to want

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