The Nerdiest Ladies in the Galaxy

These are the adventures of the Jedi Elise and the force sensitive smuggler Luna. M!A: none currently // Mature roleplay account//This is now a multifandom blog. Bring on ALL of the AUs!

[sushidynasty]

For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

[transgenderasfuck-blog]

I don’t have anxiety but some of my followers might

[victrine]

Guys, Guys. Look. don’t be hesitant to try some of these, Even if you don’t have anxiety it still really helps to chill you out.

[christopherrose-pa]

A brief note to my rp partners

I am probably one of the worst rp partners in the history of the activity. - I drop threads. - I lose threads. - I take my threads in odd directions that should probably never be explored. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to two or three of my partners. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to a single thread, and you’re left wondering why I’m not responding to you.

Sometimes I can be a really great partner - - I might be really on top of replies. - I might have everything in my ask box answered. - I might be perfectly in synch with where you’re trying to take the thread.

Sometimes I’m not.

But the great thing is that it’s okay! - When I drop a thread you like just tell me! Chances are it’s in drafts or I’ve lost it. - Even if we try a dozen different things and nothing sticks, don’t be afraid to start a new thread with me or come to me with an idea. - Sometimes I’ll be overwhelmed by everything I have going on, and I’ll have to put you on the list of rp’s to start. - Sometimes I’ll jump right on the thread and then drop it after a few days. - Sometimes we’ll carry the thread out all the way to the end, and have a grand old time getting there.

But please, remember that each of my rp partner’s is valuable to me. - Even the ones my muse doesn’t like. - Even the ones I’ve only done a thread or two with. - Even the at I used to rp with and don’t any more.

You are significant.

You matter.

[thedoctornumber11]

Christmas starter for naughtyjediladies

((OOC: This is a Christmas starter for @naughtyjediladies))

It was December 25th and the Doctor was visiting all of his friends for Christmas.  He walked up to where Elise was living with a box in his hands, wrapped in Christmas wrapping and knocked on the door.  Inside the box was a sonic screwdriver he designed specifically for her, some psychic paper, a Christmas sweater he knitted himself, a photo album with photos from many of their adventures, some Christmas candy, a fair of furry handcuffs for their bedroom fun, and a necklace he had found on another planet that glittered in Earth’s sunlight.  The box it self was wrapped in green Christmas wrapping and was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside.

“Merry Christmas,” he told her after she came to the door, holding the gift out to her.

[naughtyjediladies]

Elise smiled. She had read about Christmas and was utterly fascinated by it. She reached behind her for a rather large present she had wrapped herself that contained a quirky droid she had put together herself. It was designed to be able to help the Doctor run scans when away from the TARDIS, and she thought it was a nice touch that it looked like a miniature version of his ship. “Merry Christmas, Doctor.” She eagerly opened the present, a smirk slowly forming on her face as she saw what was inside. She caressed the sonic screwdriver and put it in her belt next to her lightsaber before opening the album. She laughed when she saw the drowned Dalek, and a picture of her dressed as though she lived in Victorian London brought another smile across her face. She twirled the fuzzy handcuffs on a finger as she thought of all the ways they could be used. “You certainly know how to make someone feel special, Doctor. They’re perfect.”

[naughtyjediladies]

Out of force

I will be back after I see The Last Jedi on Christmas. Until then, I’ll be on my side blogs @queenofthewarehouse and @baddestofthewolves.

[staff]

Tag filtering is here Don’t see what you don’t wanna see

In our ongoing effort to help you all determine your own experience here on Tumblr, we’re launching one of our most requested features: the ability to filter out posts from your dashboard based on their tags.

Trying to avoid #Star Wars spoilers? Filter them out. Need a break from all the #holiday excitement this month? Sheesh, fine. Filter it out. It’s your dashboard. Groom it well.

Where do I set up a tag filter?

In your settings! You’ll find it in your general settings on mobile, under “Filtering.” On the web, you’ll find it in your account settings, also under “Filtering.”

That makes sense. Will I know when stuff is being filtered out?

Yup. Just like with Safe Mode, you’ll see a placeholder in your dashboard wherever something is being hidden. If you actually do want to see it, you can click/tap on it, and it’ll appear.

I follow some real nimrods. How can I stop seeing their posts?

Unfollow them! And if they’re really being a jerk, block them. And if they’re truly being hateful, report them.

Anything else I should know?

Sure. There are lots of other tools for making Tumblr the Tumblr you want to see. You can read about them all in our help center.

<3 Tumblr

[support]

One thing to note: As its name implies, tag filtering relies on a post’s tags to tell it what’s what. It can’t filter based on the full text used in a post, or sense subtle references or sarcasm. So be a good neighbor and tag accurately and often. 🏷

[naughtyjediladies]

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

For rpers: reblog if you are 18+

[laurbyboom]

if you dont reblog this youre straight

[daydreamerofyesterday]

Not on my fucking watch buddy

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

fuck that noise

[sandersidestrash1]

Not straight. Nope. Rainbows Motherfucker.

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

Nopity nope nope noooooooope

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[shutyourmoustache]

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS CRAZY.

[stardustparker]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[spoopingbitty]

I will never not reblog this

[puppy-eyed-lucifer]

Recommend me something to read

[gayshitanddadjokes]

“So, what was your book about?”

“Um… stuff”

[naughtyjediladies]

// “What does your main character do in your book?” I pause in the middle of a scene where my character is stabbing someone for being rude. “She rescues puppies.”

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[leo-bish]

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

[sprouting-colours-deactivated20]

Important

[hayei]

Please reblog this.

[madiithepand0rk-blog]

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

[nailtipflips]

If you see this, reblog please.

[sigilcrafter]

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

[thatgayguywitch]

If you follow me, REBLOG THIS

[naughtyjediladies]

“ Okay.. This is new. ”

Elise couldn’t help but giggle. “Oh, come on, Doctor, you’re always telling me that you love new experiences. Now get over here and help me try out this swing. I found it in a shop on Earth that specializes in what they refer to as sex toys.”

[thedoctornumber11]

“Such a shop exists?” the Doctor asked curiously, “What do they sell there?  I do enjoy toys.”

[naughtyjediladies]

“Well, there was one that is shaped like a penis complete with veins called a dildo. There’s a variety that women can attach using harness. There’s also something called a vibrator, and something for men that had a weird name that was meant to feel like a vagina. This one seemed like the most fun since it is meant to be enjoyed by two people.”

[thedoctornumber11]

“Perhaps we could go check out this shop and see what else there is together?” the Doctor suggested.

[naughtyjediladies]

Elise smiled and kissed the Doctor on the cheek as she gently rubbed his crotch. “Of course. I wouldn’t want you to feel left out.”

[askthegirldetective]

👉

Boop my muse’s nose! Send 👉!

“Excuse me??? Can I help you with something?!”

[askthegirldetective]

naughtyjediladies:

askthegirldetective:

“Nonsense, I’m a great listener! And I’ve got time to kill today.” She led the way into the cafe, ordering a hot cocoa and sitting down at a table near the window. “So, what’s bothering you? What’s on your mind?”

Luna thought for a moment before remembering the right term, ordering a cup of coffee and sitting down across from Nancy. “Well, what I’m about to tell you might sound crazy, but before last week, I had no idea that this place existed. I’m not talking about this city. I’m not from Earth. I was on a ship that crashed not far from here.”

“ ‘Might sound crazy’ is practically my bread and butter. Try me,” Nancy grinned. “You’re saying… you’re an alien? From where? I wouldn’t want to assume.”

[naughtyjediladies]

“Yes I am, although technically I’m still a human. I am originally from Coruscant. I’m fairly certain that it’s not in this galaxy.” Luna looked at Nancy curiously. “Am I the first person you’ve met who wasn’t from Earth?”

[naughtyjediladies]

“ Okay.. This is new. ”

Elise couldn’t help but giggle. “Oh, come on, Doctor, you’re always telling me that you love new experiences. Now get over here and help me try out this swing. I found it in a shop on Earth that specializes in what they refer to as sex toys.”

[thedoctornumber11]

“Such a shop exists?” the Doctor asked curiously, “What do they sell there?  I do enjoy toys.”

[naughtyjediladies]

“Well, there was one that is shaped like a penis complete with veins called a dildo. There’s a variety that women can attach using harness. There’s also something called a vibrator, and something for men that had a weird name that was meant to feel like a vagina. This one seemed like the most fun since it is meant to be enjoyed by two people.”

[naughtyjediladies]

“ Okay.. This is new. ”

Elise couldn’t help but giggle. “Oh, come on, Doctor, you’re always telling me that you love new experiences. Now get over here and help me try out this swing. I found it in a shop on Earth that specializes in what they refer to as sex toys.”

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nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog

Angst:

1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”

Love:

36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”

General:

90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”

Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.

Sexual: 161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”

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{ LUNA }

Luna did her best to dust herself off before bowing before Alina, hoping that this was the proper protocol. “I am Luna Bastra, originally of Coruscant.” As she listened to the older woman, her expression darkened with anger. She took a deep breath in an effort to calm herself before speaking. “So the stories about the First Order are true. I thought that they’d been exaggerated. I want to help in any way I can, but I’m afraid that there’s a problem. I don’t know how to use the Force. It’s been years since my master died.” A thought crossed her mind, and her face lit up. “I might not be much use now, but I would be if you trained me, Master.”

Alina surveyed the women before it, “It would appear that the stories are true, they continue to grow stronger with the more battles they win. We need to find a way to turn the tides.” The senator nearly doubled back at the mention of Luna’s lack of training. It worried her since she herself never officially finished her own training thanks to her father. “I am no master, I was unable to finish my own training due to circumstances, but,” she paused briefly, considering her options. “I do know enough to train you in the basics. I am still currently working with another force user to find someone with more experience then the both of us to officially finish our training.” And she hopped to the Force that her old master, Luke Skywalker, was still alive to finish her own training.

[naughtyjediladies]

Luna frowned as she thought about the First Order. She knew that she had to do something to help. When the other woman told her about her lack of experience, she couldn’t help but worry, but in spite of that she smiled slightly. “I am a fast learner. If you are able to make a difference without being a master, then perhaps I can as well. If we trust in the Force, all things will be possible. That is what I was taught.”

[fuck-it-vfhdvjkvkjx]

reblog if you encourage shy rp beans to send asks for plot and starters

lottsa people like me are shy babbos and i dont want to feel clingy so reblop if youre judgement free and want us to engage