[perilegs]

2016 memes

January: •bad new year jokes •if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this •all these suggestion blogs •orange soda please i’ll have the strawberry soda me too, the strawberry soda •You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety. •kylo ren is shredded •Jared Leto: *does something* Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now????? •tag yourself •super mario 64 half a press •this is x. be like x

February: •the finebros suing something •secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT me: never secret government agent: x me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU •bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers •jean something, jomething •damn daniel •ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March: •the dad from kuzco being like 👌 •kazoo kid •everyone who watched zootopia is a furry •history of japan •x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken* •get you a man that can do both •going to papaw’s house for burgers •no oscar meme is dead meme •we dem boyz •i’m you but stronger

April: •marge simpson •different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note •tumblr’s lizard voting •everyone’s a dirty homestuck •lot of those powerpuff selves •baby stevens •ruining someone’s dream journal •there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me •autocorrect in verbal conversation person1: i love you person1: *hate person2: this is a verbal conversation •WHAT WE REALLY AREEE •don’t talk to me or my son ever again •dark x show me y

May: •dan backslide (and dover boys) •dat boi •stone age spongebob

June: •are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format) •get a man who can do both is getting more popular again •it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July: •america memes •IT’S HALLOWEEN •the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica •associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots •this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word •(any videogame) go, go outside and x •a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed •HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏 •judge: how do you plead? x: *looks at y* y: *mouths ‘not guilty’* x: hot milky y: jc just lock them up •hitting the blue button

August: •arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist •9-1-1 for kids •Exeggutor •harambe •RANDY YOUR STICKS •sausage party •how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character* •alola form

September: •the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill •someone: a basic word me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird •gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home)) •[song] but it keeps getting faster

October: •userboxes •the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes •dedede •you vs the guy she told you not to worry about •photofunia retrowave •picture of someone with those math things •my longest yeah boy ever •taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom •posting ur favourite vines

November: •christmas stuff •dick: out •sir, you’ve been in coma •kermit with a hood on his head •blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like •WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December: •BODE • *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong" •*dropping something, and it spells send nudes* •x but every time y happens it gets faster *bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster •several spongebob memes •i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now •dramatic youtubers

[pralinesims]

Here are the eyes that I like the most to use atm, finally got to upload them! For female + male sims, toddler-elder. Under facepaint, comes in 30 colors.

DOWNLOAD - Cosmic Eyes

[kumikya]

POPPY & JASMINE SLEEPWEAR

i made these a little while ago but i was too anxious to upload them. i made them because i was super frustrated with the lack of sleepwear. you can wear them with leggings and socks if they’re too short. i hope you enjoy!

poppy (left) and jasmine (right) details:

basegame

custom thumbnail

tagged for everyday, sleepwear and hot weather

disabled for random

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[hamburgercakes]

The Classic Door

Did you know that there is only one EA door with a normal door knocker, and it was only just added to the game with Strangerville? & did you know that prior to Strangerville, there was also only one door with a letter slot, and it was a clear glass office door that came with Get to Work? Yeah. EA hates classic front doors apparently, because there sure aren’t any in game. Slowly but surely I’m gonna fix that I guess. 😆 This door is base game!

💛💛💛

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[stxylex]

Keanu Reeves in Paris, 2003

[sunrisewallpapers]

Paints

•please like or reblog if you use

[yellow-maiden]

MOLANG WALLPAPERS

I think this was Naver (Molang’s blog or something)

[sheriffofmagic]

so…. episode 28

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dancersofeveryday]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me and the girls

[brisbone]

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

[lastdjnosaurs]

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[peachyfrostslave]

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[h0odrich]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[midnightmemoriesmp3-deactivated]

[spocksgay]

u ever procrastinate so hard u loop back around to being productive

like u will do literally anything but homework so u like clean ur entire house or some shit

[prorevenge]

I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...

My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.

About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”

My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.

As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.

[writeasrayne]

…. That is hardcore on a level I hardly knew existed.

[emmersdrawberry]

Thats a level of salty i can only pray I achieve