Don't look up

just let them think there’s no place else you’d rather be. 

[sufroyo]

go my 4️⃣derlands !!

[creep-u]

girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact

[brucebocchi]

"my eyes are up here" believe me, i know

[squeakitties]

my bf picked up a the habit of shouting "GET SCARED" from another friend of ours as either a punchline or interjection. it's really funny most of the time, until that time i was so baked i couldn't speak and he told me to GET SCARED and i started screaming

[powerburial]

[mazzystargirl]

tiktok’s effect on the music industry is insane like imagine if tumblr was like that and bridge over troubled water by simon & garfunkel recharted on the billboard hot 100

[tauforged]

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

[tauforged]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

Why Wii Fit Trainer doing yoga poses during attack in “World of Light”? Here the reason.

[mahou-shonen-alex]

SHE FUCKING TRIED TO ABUSE AN I-FRAME TO AVOID GALEEM’S LASER

[h0nky]

[cass-without-the-andra]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

[mousidy]

hi this is lauren from horse customer support how can I help you

[r0zeclawz]

neiiggh *sniffisnifffsifinffnsfi crruncrh crunc(eating the phone)

[clowngirlpony]

Yes hello I heard a sound that was really scary (possibly a plastic bag)

[mousidy]

kill it I think. in one hit. that should do it

[thewolfandhismoon]

blowing up someone's tumblr notifications is a love language

[radiofreederry]

[bluebandana]

when will someone spotify wrap me in their arms

[goonsoftheweb]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[nevergenders]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on