∞I'm a Unicorn∞

Troye Sivan made me cry TATINOF made me cry

[pseudophan]

dan and phil might lowkey like each other a little

[vampurrring]

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

[diphowell]

dan texting phil:

[100pugs]

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

[bowsic]

None of my coworkers believed me when I said you can fit an entire person in a swim cap.

[arasellle-deactivated20201117]

you look so victorious as you become more right with each passing moment

[chicago-freestylee]

everyone’s waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires december 31st

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[psyducked]

a true martyr

[fuckyeahkatnep]

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

[galvanizedfriend]

[leatherleaves]

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

[karis-the-fangirl]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

[leet911]

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

[ruffboi-mags]

god bless that good gay machination.

[jeanjauthor]

I do love this trope!

[crashspyrostuff]

Artisans Homeworld appreciation post.

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 22, 1909 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[transmortifried]

peak performance

[dionis-gg]

Marx

[pissvortex]

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

[awed-frog]

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

[bramblepatch]

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

[mulp--plum]

Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

it’s cool and epic

[thelizardthingfrommonstersinc]

Hey guys! I put this gofundme page together to support my friend through his top surgery! Any donations or reblogs would help so much!!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pay-for-logans-surgery?sharetype=teams&member=6761104&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&rcid=1c33414dc6494994a61c6eea75edcd11

Help pay for Logan’s surgery!, organized by Morgan Randall

Hi, My name is Morgan. My best friend Logan (shown in the photo), has recently began hi… Morgan Randall needs your support for Help pay fo

[uzucake]

[sedlex]

[teatops]

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

[supahjewelz]

I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it

[iamtallandthin]

I’m crying

[frozensjdbfjfbf]

Omgomg