The Best of the Worst.

[hannfps]

he just vibing

[bewilderedbipolar]

[politicalsci]

[61below]

AND UNTIL WE CHANGE THE SYSTEM, REMINDER THAT OPEN ENROLLMENT IS OPEN UNTIL 12/15/18

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[mono-red-menace]

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Which ed sheeran song is this

[nayomesa]

this is really how all major mainstream books/movies/songs come across to me lately i fucking hate it

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE!

[smeasel]

[nayomesa]

@zetsumeihime FUCK 

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[aniseandspearmint]

[oldcellar]

I have never read something I’ve identified with so much before. I’m ugly cryin’

[transfemininomenon]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[chessys]

tbh i love being corny and able to celebrate love im so bored of glamourising negativity theres nothing cool about apathy i fight so hard every day to be better than that finding beauty in small things is what keeps u going

[delug-e-deactivated20181001]

yes, im bi

b - BIG i - INCONVENIENCE

[hyunijinremade]

[trasemc]

[mesogeios]

“What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.”

— Leo Tolstoy

[rubyetc]

Something my mum told me. Good I think.