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The silver tongue meets the private eye - RP
@sviker
Continuation of X
Noir took the goober and looked it over for any damage. Of course, he wouldn’t really know if there was any damage until he tested it out, but it wasn’t sparking, smoking, or showing “ERROR” on the little screen, so that was the extent of his knowledge satisfied.
He was about to leave, when the question made him pause. A glance at the goober said he had a good ten hours before he would start glitching, so, provided it wasn’t broken, he had plenty of time to answer the stranger’s question.
“That’s because I’m not common to these parts.” He responded, his coat flaring dramatically behind him as he turned to face the other man. “Folks in my own universe call me Spider-man. Since this isn’t my universe, you can call me Noir. Helps to avoid confusion, seeing as this universe has a Spider-man already.”
Inside Out - sentence starters
1. “Wait, did he/she/they just say we couldn’t have dessert?”
2. “So that’s how you want to play it, _______?! No dessert?! Oh sure, we’ll eat out dinner, right after you eat this!”
3. “All right, we did not die today! I call that an unqualified success.”
4. “It’s a good thing you told me earthquakes are a myth, ______. Otherwise, I’d be terrified right now.”
5. “Why don’t we just live in the smelly car? We’ve already been in it forever.”
6. “That’s the one! It comes with a dragon!”
7. “Maybe it’s nice on the inside?”
8. “I’m telling you, it smells like something died in here.”
9. “A DEAD MOUSE!”
10. “I keep making mistakes like that. I’m awful. And annoying.”
11. “You know what, you can’t focus on what’s going wrong. There’s always a way to turn things around. To find the fun.”
12. “Yeah, find the fun…. I don’t know how to do that.”
13. “Remember that funny movie where the dog dies?”
14. “Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems.”
15. “Did you hear ______? He/she/they sounded really upset.”
16. “What was that? Was it bear? It’s a bear!”
17. “I say we skip school/work tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.”
18. “We have no clean clothes. I mean, no one should see us.”
19. “We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!”
20. “_______’s under a lot of pressure, but if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him/her/them, right?”
21. “Don’t you worry. I’m going to make sure that tomorrow is another great day. I promise.”
22. “So… you want me to just stand here?”
23. “All right, ______, fresh start. We are gonna have a good day, that will turn into a good week, that will turn into a good year, which turns into a great life!”
24. “Are we kidding?! We’re not talking to them! We want them to like us.”
25. “Did you see that look? They’re judging us!”
26. “Can I say that curse word now?”
27. “What was that? That wasn’t anything like ______!”
28. “I’m done. You pretend to be _______.”
29. “What is your problem? Just leave me alone!”
30. “Good job, _______. That could have been a disaster.”
31. “Well, that was a disaster.”
32. “We’re gonna walk out there? On that?”
33. “So, uh, things got a little out of hand downstairs. Do you want to talk about it?”
34. Wait, _______, you could get lost in there!”
35. “You are my map! Let’s go! Lead on, my map! Show me where we’re going!”
36. “I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few… hours.”
37. “Okay, here we go. We’ll be back to _______ before morning. We can do it! This’ll is easy! This is working!”
38. “Are you sure you know where we’re going? Because we seem to be walking away from _______!”
39. “It is so great to see you again. I gotta tell you, I am such a huge fan of your work.”
40. “It’s a shortcut. You see? D-A-N-G-E-R. Shortcut.”
41. “This isn’t another one of your shortcuts, is it?”
42. “Stop saying everything will be all right!”
43. “I’m sorry they took your _______. They took something that you loved. It’s gone. Forever.”
44. “On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this day an F.”
45. “Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying we… run away?”
46. “Nothing like a good scare to wake you up, right?”
47. “This is ridiculous! We can’t even get a good night’s sleep anymore! Time to take action.”
48. “_______ got us into this mess, they can pay to get us out.”
49. “Sorry. I went sad again, didn’t I?”
50. “Wait, wait. Hang on, _______. Are we really doing this? I mean, this is serious.”
51. “I’m sorry. ______ needs to be happy.”
52. “Don’t you get it, _______? We’re stuck down here. We’re forgotten.”
53. “I just wanted ______ to be happy. And now….”
54. “Come on, ______. One more time. I’ve got a feeling about this one.”
55. “Just let me go! ______’s better off without me!”
56. “Nothing’s working! Why isn’t it working?”
57. “I know you don’t want me to, but… I miss home. I miss _______.”
58. “Say what you want, I think it’s all beautiful.”
Send “refuse to recover” for a starter where my muse is weak from either illness or injury, but refuse to stay in bed.
Send “wandering under the weather” for your muse to be the one who refuses to stay in bed.
spider swap - RP
“Gee, thanks.” Noir retorted, not really as offended as he sounded. He knew his body wasn’t the most comfortable, probably more so for someone who hadn’t had time to get used to it. “Your body ain’t exactly the bees knees either, pally.”
“I’d rather get back to normal before we have a chance to find out.” He agreed. “And before the fellas have a chance to see us. This is embarrassing.”
*Noir stubs his toe*- “MOTHERFUCKER!”
Gwen- “Watch your swearing! Peni is right here!”
*Peni shocks herself working on gadget*- “Long strain of swears in Japanese and future languages not yet invented”
Noir- “…..Teach me everything.”
Spider-Man Noir - Peter Benjamin Parker.
NOIR 🌑🔎🕸️
Send “Stony disposition” for an AU where my muse is a gargoyle.
I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”
Wrong Dimension - RP
Noir relaxed a little when he realized that the noise had just been a civilian. The monochrome detective was very much a city boy, so he had been worried for a second that he might have to fight a bear or something. Not that a civilian couldn’t cause damage if they were panicked enough, but this guy didn’t have a gun on on him, and he didn’t exactly look like a fighter.
As the man approached Noir, an unusual breeze picked up, blowing the detective’s long trench coat dramatically and, incidentally, drying it for him. This was such a normal occurrence for Noir, he hardly noticed it, and since he didn’t know anything about this forest, he didn’t even think to wonder how to other man might take it.
The other man looked so scared, Noir actually felt kind of sorry for him. Sure, scary was the look he generally went for, or at least ‘mysterious’, but he only wanted that reaction from criminals, not civilians. Was a monochrome man standing out on a dock in the middle of the night really that scary a sight?
“Yeah, that was me. I got dumped in the lake while trying to get home.” Noir explained, trying to be polite in order to calm the other man down. No need to give some poor stranger a heart attack. “Can you tell me where I am? I know I’m off target, but I’ve never been this off target before.”
spider swap - RP
@manyxmarvelxmuses
Continuation of X
Noir was busy staring down at his own hands, turning them this way. He knew they weren’t actually his - even besides the color, they lacked the scars his own hands sported - but just for a moment, he could imagine...
“I’d say getting thrown into another world and getting our bodies ‘glitched’ was weirder, but maybe that’s just me.” He commented. It sounded weird, he talked normally but it come out in Peter B.’s higher tones. “Wait, we’re not going to start glitching, are we?”
Wrong Dimension - RP
@campkeeper
The silence around the lake was broken by a loud crackling sound, and a white portal opened in the air just long enough to spit a man out into the water before disappearing again.
When Noir had activated the goober that was supposed to send him home, he hadn’t expected to wind up experiencing sudden submersion in cold water. It shocked him so much that he almost forgot how to swim. He only remembered to claw his way to surface when his lungs started screaming at him.
Swimming with a full-length trench coat on is no easy feat, but Noir managed to pull it off. As he hauled himself up onto the thin, wooden dock, though, he couldn’t help but look around in confusion. Where the heck was he? Not his own dimension, the great variety of colors around him made that abundantly clear, but... it also didn’t look like Miles’ universe, or any of the others he had visited. It was hard to explain, but things looked... different. And not just because he appeared to be in the middle of a forest instead of a city.
A noise in the trees made him whirl around, reaching for the holster of his gun. It was empty, though, and he belatedly recalled that Miles’ Aunt May had made him promise to leave his gun behind while visiting her dimension. Damn.
after finding out what the hell an egg cream was, this scene immediately came to mind (x)
Camp Camp - Escape From Camp Campbell - sentence starters
1. “Can you believe it, ______? We’re getting not one, not three, but two new ______ today!”
2. “I’m not here to make friends, _______. I’m here because ______ is where kids are sent when their parents don’t want to deal with them.”
3. “All I want is for you ______ to have as much fun as I did when I was a ______. Is that really too much to ask?”
4. “I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.”
5. “Oh yeah, smell that nature! Oh, that’s the stuff.”
6. “Sorry about the hand, by the way. Just exerting dominance. You know how it goes.”
7. “Not today, _______. The only one driving this bus is me.”
8. “I’m telling you, if we leave now, I can hotwire that bus.”
9. “Well, I’m certainly not hiding from any authorities, if that’s what you’re thinking.”
10. “Looks like knitting camp wasn’t as stupid as someone said, eh, _____?”
11. “You are the bane of my existence.”
12. “I don’t know what kind of operation your running, but I won’t stand for it! I’m a _____ of science! You think you can rummage together some outdated equipment and call it a laboratory?!”
13. “Oh god, it’s coming back. The crippling anxiety and regret.”
14. “That bus is our only chance out of here. Do you want to spend the rest of your summer at this god-forsaken place, or do you want to enjoy the sweet taste of freedom?”
15. “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”
16. “Making a break for it? I can make a distraction for you.”
17. “How about you pick up our spirits with that camp song you won’t shut up about?”
18. “The kids are gone.”
19. “______, get back here! You’re being a bad influence on our new ______!”
20. “Remember this face, ______, ‘cause you’ll never see it again!”
21. “Gonna be real, I’ve just always wanted to drive a bus.”