I hate it here

Count your teardrops, all hundred fourteen of them all of my posts are in a queue 25

[hotvampireadjacent]

[astrobowie]

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

[peach-pot]

my puppy smokes a pack a day. not like a puppygirl or anything my dog is just fucked up.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

can you get out of here

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

[4ever-w33d-bronie]

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

[00technocolor00]

I ASKED LUNA TO SEND ME TO A RANDOM DREAM ADRESS

OH FUCK

[chips1977]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[the-thing-of-worms]

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL SOBBING CANCEL PLEASE GHJ NO DONT OKAY DONT FORGET

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[grindrbooks]

[homophobla]