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I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

idezwitch

and i oop-

thriftedangels

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

rembrandtswife

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

sunshine-tattoo

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

authenticstains

alexander

the-retired-tuba-jesus

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

gallusrostromegalus

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

actualkiss

officialunitedstates

I have extremely close and incredibly loud gators at my beck and call, armed and ready - let me know if need be they be deployed. signed, officialunitedstates

i-am-the-product-of-insanity

How soon can they get to ohio

officialunitedstates

they’re extremely close

cartographerswithoutborders

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

leafcrunch

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

shuarchy-blog

ご飯の量がおかしいwwwww

#I'm a slut for sticky rice

mypokepal

No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever

earthlynation-blog

Lick Lick Lick. Photos via imgur

micdotcom

Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.

kohltracks

pvris, norwich 02/04/16

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

another-nonsense-deactivated201

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.