yee haw murphy's law

nb///lesbian///woman-alligned///any pronouns/// white///TERFS and pedophiles can choke plz and thx

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

I won’t date a girl with pierced nipples because if her nipples are pierced that most likely means someone has seen them and I’m not interested in a relationship with the whore of Babylon

[ginger-ale-official]

Cowboy boot heelies

[binders-and-beanies]

Smash that rb if Christianity was deeply ingrained into ur mind throughout childhood and now every bad thing that happens, whether it’s a huge tragedy or a minor inconvenience, feels like a punishment from The Lord 🤪🤙🏻

[expirationz]

no one:

religious trauma brain: ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN ITS A SIGN

[hollowboobtheory]

if you see me bopping to mariah carey’s “all i want for christmas is you” then suddenly start crying don’t worry it’s just the religious trauma

[jimaku]

[tanginas]

[ravens-cove]

[pissy-ramblings]

I've been inconvenienced and that means it's time to drink shit beer and listen to pat the bunny.

[hustlerose]

all pop punk is trash all folk punk is good 

[jamestherocketscientist]

You: Folk Punk

Me, an intellectual: Angry campfire songs

[toxic-tapwater]

A punk dating app called Guttr, instead of gender preference it’s sorted by vegan/non vegan and alcohol dependence level

[aphrobites]

girls will see a chance to commit arson and be like “sorry, i have to take this”

[windows-98]

in a post-nsfw tumblr celebrating penis friday is a radical act

[meatthawsmoth]

Today’s Saturday.

[cynical-fag-deactivated20200531]

No its post-friday

[animatedtext]

requested by funky-art-cactus

[atraversso]

When u accidentally open the front camera but u’re cute so it doesn’t matter.

Rate the selfie of 1 to 10

Credit:  MayaPolarBear

[strikerbacks]

why must a movie be "good"? is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see robert pattinson, stranded on an island, drunk and unhinged?