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[saywhat-politics]

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[rose-the-emo-cryptid]

Clown code.

[rift-master]

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

[the-indigo-symphony]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[cosmickid-inmotion-deactivated2]

Ah yes but you forget

[kesskirata]

I legit searched thot stance in gifs and this is what popped up 😂 Pedro can’t help himself

[cosmickid-inmotion-deactivated2]

YOU MADE MY POST EVEN BETTER

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/23/23, 32323, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/24/23, 32423, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/25/23, 32523, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/26/23, 32623, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/27/23, 32723, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3,28/23, 32823, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

well folks, we did it. we survived to day 9 of palindrome. 3/29/23, 32923, palindrome day the last.

I want to thank you all for being here when it happened.

my first post to go viral was the one where we all celebrated palindromes.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

peace and love on planet earth.

[simonalkenmayer]

Currently our eyes must turn to Wisconsin. Their Supreme Court is holding an election and in a few days, they decide between a far right racist election denier who believes women shouldn’t have a right to life. Or a regular progressive dem. This race decides the tilt of their court. The last similar race was won state wide by a little over 5000 votes.

If you are in Wisconsin, vote vote vote. Get others to the polls too. Do not let this go.

Vote for Janet.

[neurocrat]

I spelled her name wrong in the tags but it's Janet Protasiewicz, and here is her website to learn more and donate. Help out Wisconsin, anything you've got.

Abortion is COMPLETELY ILLEGAL here right now, no exceptions, because of an 1800s law still on the books that went into effect when Roe fell. The state supreme court can change this. Only if we elect Janet. She would tip the court 5-4 onto the liberal, pro-reproductive rights side.

Please send her campaign a few bucks if you can, and if you know anyone in Wisconsin who cares about reproductive rights, gently bug them to vote!

Even conservatives usually want abortion availability in some circumstances. We currently have NONE.

[neurocrat]

Sorry here's the website

Meet Janet — Janet for Justice

Judge Janet Protasiewicz has spent more than 35 years in the law, defending the rights of victims, protecting children, and upholding the la

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[kaijuno]

When will tumblr die?

March 29 2023

[radiantroach]

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

[mischiefmaverick]

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[tempest-in-the-storm]

bro i dont think you’re Mamaw is human

[jumpingjacktrash]

#she sounds like the type that#they have a saying about:#she won’t die until God and the devil come to an agreement about who has to take her

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[everythingfox]

“What sorcery is this?”

(via)

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[7men]

Nathan and Raine courting: picnics, flowers, heart eyes, stories about their families, holding hands and soppy grins.

Casey and JD courting: I am going to beat the pants off you in this race if I have to push you off your damn horse myself

[hell-propaganda]

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

[hell-propaganda]

thank you hostage #3

[hell-propaganda]

Never before has the world seen such well behaved and cooperative hostages

[catsudeku]

this is great i'm gonna get a good grade in hostage

[nabulsi]

ngl i wish anyone other than me would talk about how jkr is Islamophobic?

don't get me wrong, every single thing she's being called out for is valid and she's a nasty horrible person but every time i mention she's Islamophobic people brush me off? so is that not worth outrage as well?

anyway cw: Islamophobia and transphobia, 2 for one special, because this is an excerpt from her shitty crime novel

Sorry for the irritated tone but I am tired of people ignoring me. I don't get why it's not a bigger deal for people that she 1) Demonised Muslim women who choose to fully cover up. 2) Implied they were predatory in nearly the exact same way she does with trans women. 3) Implied that the acceptance of fully covered women in women's spaces puts other women at risk.

all this in a country that is already hostile to Muslim women /immigrant women?

and im sorry but what will it take to get people to realise that this conversation is also worth taking up space in the universe of discourse people are having about this shitty woman?

[swordwitch]

Since I didn't see this in the notes, just want to add this passage is from The Silkworm, which was released in 2014. It was getting passed around in 2020 before Troubled Blood was released that year. This Daily Mail article talks about it (but I understand if you don't want to give them a click lol). I saw a number of people at the time get confused and think it was from Troubled Blood, so I wanted to point that out.

While I'm at it I'll make it clear that this passage is not taken out of context at all. This is 100% a serious theory the heroic main characters of this book are considering. They move on pretty quickly but at no point are we the audience supposed to think they're being racist.

[cicadas-epiphany]

Every time they enter a poll, they end up winning. So I wanna see who wins when they're put up against each other.

GLaDOS or Soundwave?

GLaDOS

Soundwave

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

[cicadas-epiphany]

Oh and please reblog if you can, I want a better sample size

[euphraisette]

everyone makes fun of marius for being sort of 'wimpy' and he sorta just takes it on the chin and laughs along but one day he's like 'hey guys im doing this thing tonight you should come watch' and the amis are like 'oh damn pontmercy is performing slam poetry or smth' but they get to the venue and marius beats like 4 guys in a row in a boxing match and everyone is like "??!?!!!!!?!?!"