All of this is temporary

|| DC || indycar || F1 || hockey ||

[cassidyshotchocolate]

screw it!!! im going to savor every moment!!! im going to appreciate the trees!! im going to live!!!

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[thoughtsfullofbooks]

“Omg Steve Rogers is back!”

“Steve and Bucky reunion scene!”

“Sam, Bucky, and Steve together on screen again!”

I hope the New Avengers hold Steve down by his throat while Sam and Bucky take turns beating his ass

[aquilotti]

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Voting ended onJul 22

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[noah-wyles]

did they single-handedly destroy steve rogers character just to bring him back and do it all over again?

[ikram1909again]

Gavi on his record as the youngest player to score for Spain in the world cup: "I'm always going to tease Lamine for this. It's a record that's here and I'm very proud of it because that bastard Lamine took all my other records and I'm left with this one" 😭😭

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[vampurrss]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break