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selkiewizard

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

selkiewizard

The bus fucking bit me

halcyoncyrus

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

redstonedust

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

kuromi-hoemie

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

peglarpapers

Can we get a sneak peak of the phm takes... 👀

twist my armmmmm 😁

anyway as much as i love all of the post-grace-death-on-erid stuff where it’s like ohhh rocky moves on somewhat and lives his life in service of grace’s memory, becomes an ambassador to earth etc etc. i have to be completely honest #ThatRockIsKillingHimself. and i imagine it is hard to kill yourself when you are a rock so there is some engineering and pre-planning involved. he is also never ever ever telling grace this because grace will make him pinky promise to actually live out several more centuries In His Honour. and rocky decided upsettingly early on, probably semi-immediately after learning about human lifespans, that when grace goes out he’s going out too. #mytruth

wedding-shemp

Everyone shut up about star wars discourse from now on we are appreciating star wars like kids again. We are agreeing that the spaceships are cool and we are pretending to be Jedi.

u-f-o-friend

I like princess Leia cus she’s pretty and she shoots guns and she’s friends with r2d2 :)

#i like mace because his lightsaber is purple :)

weaver-z

The Sith would be way funnier if they were Opposite Jedi but like… REALLY and LITERALLY the exact opposite of the Jedi. Not only is sex allowed, celibacy is BANNED. Jedi can’t use the force for personal reasons? Sith use the force to make PB&J sandwiches every lunch break. Jedi can only have one Padawan at a time? Bad news, I’m a fucking Sith and I have a gaggle of ten radical, problematic orphans who are my personal apprentices and they all rock.

weswam

been thinking about finn

thefirstokiro-deactivated202106

Finally! Someone remembered that John said that he wanted Finn to have a white/silver lightsaber!

I love this!

queen-breha-organa-archived-dea

Can’t wait for the Star Wars prequel “Sand” where we find out Anakin hates sand because his mom was killed by sand peop- wait a minute

intermundia

obi-wan is dirty, everyone remarks on it in these episodes. i think it's symbolically important for him to be this covered in filth and smelling foul. he's polluted in a moral and spiritual sense, and his character wears that pollution in grime. the ancient greeks called it miasma, ritual pollution, that clung to murderers, especially those who have killed family. he is unclean because of what he has done, and what he is continuing to do in hiding away. back when he was jedi master, he was tidy and clean, his tunics were fresh and beard neatly trimmed. he lost that concern for maintaining himself and presenting himself, because what's the point when living on the fringe? but now he's back among people, and they will call him dirty until he cleans off, washes away the physical and emotional grime. it will symbolize a potent moment of character transformation—he will have purified himself, and washed it all away, ready to participate in civilization once again