midwest beef

you can fill memorial stadium 25 times with the soybeans that nebraska produced in the last harvest

[mapsontheweb]

States Where Marijuana Is Completely Illegal.

by u/Dremarious

[plasmalogical]

CST people are simply jealous bc EST folks are living in the future. enjoy nebraska losers

[local-gay]

never change lincoln

[sugarysorrow]

wow it’s so wacky that Dolly Parton was actually in love with Jolene, the titular character of her song Jolene (1973), and confused feelings of jealousy with lust and compulsory heterosexuality

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[joshhwasuh]

NO LITERALLY THIS IS PRETTY OFFENSIVE, THEY’VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD SWEET CORN

[vitalsunset]

is Nebraska just jealous because we actually have some modern civilization

[nebraskahuskers]

the only civilization y'all have is casinos.

[nebraskahuskers]

IOWA stands for

Idiots Out Wandering Around

[farmingmemesblog]

[nebraskahuskers]

Obviously the hat is not lost. It's right there! On his head!

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[joshhwasuh]

NO LITERALLY THIS IS PRETTY OFFENSIVE, THEY’VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD SWEET CORN

[vitalsunset]

is Nebraska just jealous because we actually have some modern civilization

[nebraskahuskers]

the only civilization y'all have is casinos.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

Midwest beef

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[dynafire-deactivated20180725]

IM SO SORRY BUT I CANT RISK IT

[ayusaurus]

NEVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE FROM THE MIDWEST

They might be corn.

[nebraska-doesnt-exist]

ways to celebrate nebraska's 150th birthday

eat 150 pieces of corn print out 150 pictures of tractors and tape them to your wall pet 150 cows read something by willa cather eat 150 steaks paint your house red greet people with “go big red” instead of hello eat 150 runzas memorize the county numbers of all 93 counties snort 150 kool-aid packets draw a picture of the golden sower (make sure it’s actually the one on the top of the capitol) design your own (better) license plate

[nebraskahuskers]

Fun fact my birthday is the same day as Nebraska, all the rest of you hoes are fake fans

[nebraska-doesnt-exist]

nebraska things

chili and cinnamon rolls runza™ detassling everyone is a husker fan. everyone. you don’t have a choice. even if you don’t watch football you’re a husker fan. everything is red. everything. the only exciting thing is the zoo. your family had a zoo pass because what else do you do with children in the summer. there is nothing else. only the zoo. the glass church off the interstate