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Renee / 28 / she/her / wlw / video game enthusiast. I post video game, lets play, and DnD related things. Mostly Game Grumps! Feel free to shoot me a message anytime! store: etsy.com/shop/arcanetrickstercraft Mobile header by tillthedayidice!

[moemai]

The twins !!! 🐦‍⬛🪶🐻🏹

Print available in my shop !

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The horse says, "I think I'm about to be homeless." The bartender, who now feels a little bad about the joke, says, "Oh, man, that sucks. What's going on?" The horse says, "It's the job market. It doesn't matter how good I am at SEO optimization. No one wants to hire a horse. The moment they look at my resumé and see the name 'Brushstroke', into the trash it goes." The bartender says, "Really? I had no idea." The horse says, "And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking why don't I just apply for horse jobs instead? Well, for the first few months I wouldn't. It was a matter of principle. I didn't become the first in my tailine to get a degree in computer science just to end up pulling a cart. But lately, I've given in. Because my saving's are running out, and my kids can tell that something's wrong. So now I'm doing interviews to let drunk tourists ride me, and the pay is peanuts, and you know what? I'm still not getting any offers! It's all going to younger horses!" The bartender says, "That must feel awful." The horse says, "You can't imagine! It's eating me up! People are trying to help, but they can't. They can only offer a couch for a few weeks or only a place for me, not for my family. It's like, every morning I have to come home to my husband and my two kids and tell them I'm not good enough to support them! I'm already having to juggle debt to handle his medical expenses, and then... then there's just the shame of it. I was sired for this! I was bred to do it! And I can't! I just can't pull it off!" The bartender says, "Wow. I don't know what to say." "I know," the horse says. "I just need to find a place that's stable."

[aceofblades222]

This is so so incredibly important

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[fluffysheeps]

Sea cows 🌊🐄

[itsmarsiart]

a shadia sketch for your consideration

[carysevansart]

I have no clue what this background is supposed to be

[wwrenderer]

mid-fall feather fall from ep 13

[shadow-von-vamp]

[retrogrumpparty]

@mosscraftink

[illusion-of-death]

If Thaisha Lloy has 10,000 fans I am one of them. If Thaisha Lloy has 10 fans I am one of them. If Thaisha Lloy has one fan it’s me. If Thaisha Lloy has no fans I have been choked to death by the shadow of my own hand in the Eternal Night. If the world is against Thaisha Lloy, I am against the world

[mossiestghost]

Stinky wizard man! I loved him before the animated show, and I love him just as much now! Got a tattoo to prove it and everything!

[xenthosss]

Imagine you're like, really important nobility and good friends with the queen herself. You stole a super holy artifact that is literally made from part of your God and gave it to some guy in an empire that you have been enemies with for literal decades. This started a war.

Three months later a group of pink and blue skinned frat bros (Gender neutral) Find their way in front of your queen, lie horribly, and then when they start to get arrested pull out your God and return it

You're then given the task of monitoring and keeping an eye on this new group of people and see if they do anything odd.

After day one they vanish. They return a week later and say they killed a bunch of giants for a war scientist. You look into that and yeah, that's correct, they did that.

So your queen decides to award them a house in a really bougie neighborhood. You spy on them and overhear their conversations still not convinced they're not spies; all you learn is that at least half of these people have never lived in a house before.

You return later to check in on them. There is a tree on top of their house. It is sixty feet tall, and also bright purple.

It has been three days.

Then they return to the queen and go "Heyyyy so those giants we killed are not actually dead, we just returned them to their house because someone was using the house to summon demons, but we think we found the guy doing that, can we like, go and take care of that?" while also being genuinely confused on why 'Can't everyone just stop fighting?' isn't a realistic solution to this conflict.

They vanish two days later. Three days after that you get a call from a burner phone. Its them. They ask you whats the deal with that giant tree in the middle of Chernobyl, because they are at the giant three in the middle of Chernobyl

Every day Essek Thelyss wakes up.

[fishmechs]

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[lethallana]

one (1) jessie doodle per sometimes to feel alive

[somesketchybusiness]

Actually so funny to me that the Seekers have an 800 year old war veteran elf, an experienced druid of an ancient path, and a battle tested soldier and commander, and they're all looking to a 20 college student who died last week for answers, because he can kind read fantasy Latin and his dad is the BBEG. And meanwhile said dead 20 yo college student is frantically waving his hands going "guys I was busy with my Cantrips 101 class and my dad doesn't talk to me anyways, I have no idea what the fuck is happening."

[gayz0mb]

big fan of whatever's going on

[torheit]

Azune Nayar. I think Occtis shall be next, unless there are any requests, let me know!