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#Yappers #We're getting to being socially presentable ! /silly

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

metolefrul-indus

#niko oneshot #da blorbo tag #Im so fascinated by how you draw them.. I need to learn this power..

metolefrul-indus

#niko oneshot #da blorbo tag #PERFRCT BEAST ACTUALLY

metolefrul-indus

#niko oneshot #da blorbo tag #oghhh the creature

dailyhatsune

Miku but shes tails from sonc da hog

when i read this ask i initially thought it meant ‘miku but her hair works like tails’.......tails’

#miles tails prower #da blorbo tag #hiiii Miku

spookykart

HOW ARE THEY DODGING ALL MY ATTAKS

akfamilyhome

CHU PA CHU PA POW

#YES I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR EONS

sygol

beautiful radiant gf is beckoning you over, she wants you to come see! come see! cmonn, just a little closer... she is holding out her arms to give you a great big hug! so so compelling.. you can feel her warmth emana— ANGLERFISH GIRL, GNASHING TEETH, ANGLERFISH GIRL, SHE'S UPON YOU IN AN INSTANT; ATTACKING, RIPPING INTO YOUR SUPPLE THROAT

parkchanwoohoo

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

godisafujoshi

Then they spit roast me

parkchanwoohoo

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario