Just a thing.

[destinyrush]

He was obviously asking for it. You can tell he secretly wanted it.

[bellaxiao]

WHAT WAS HE WEARING THO??? + HE SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN

[eronthebender]

He’s obviously lying, I bet she didn’t even hit him just trying to destroy that poor woman’s life.

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[agoodcartoon]

edgar allen bro

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Oh my god

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy shit

[chaoticproximity]

This gets better every time.

[the-cimmerians]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

[nebula366]

The Reaper: Dr. Junkenstein?

Dr. Junkenstein: “Jankensteen.”

The Reaper: ….You’re putting me on.

Dr. Junkenstein: No, it’s pronounced “Jankensteen.”

The Reaper:. Do you also say “Jomisan”?

Dr. Junkenstein: No… “Jamison.”

The Reaper: Well, why isn’t it “Jomisan Jankensteen”?

Dr. Junkenstein:. It isn’t; it’s “Jamison Jankensteen.”

The Reaper: I see.

submitted by blulance619

[davids-harbour]

I love owl city so much we dont deserve him 

[starkidcarrie-deactivated201912]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[trippy-tyger]

You’re in 4th grade? lol lame

[pdlcomics]

The Children

[deadpoolic]

It’s not easy being John.

[bowditch]

BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh

[unofficially-nasa]

A casual reminder that Justin Trudeau had a boxing career and could totally punch the racist orange right into the sun

[nancysdrews]

A casual reminder that that probably doesn’t make him fit to lead a country.

[unofficially-nasa]

A casual reminder that that wasn’t the point of the damn post

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

[starkidcarrie-deactivated201912]

Team Starkid:

providing unrealistic expectations for college friendships since 2009

[octobermonolouges-deactivated20]

Y'all, when Falsettos hits theaters, you NEED to see it. We need to prove that shows will make money if they release professional recordings. If Falsettos doesn’t do well, no one else will consider releasing their shows for a long time, if ever. Like it or not, it’s about money. If you are able, get your tickets and go see Falsettos in theaters so that we have a chance to see our other favorite shows released.

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[yourcutestories]

[hollaatmebabyy]

awkward²