Incorrect Overwatch Quotes

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D.Va: (Playing Video games) See, Sombra. You don’t need to cheat to be great

Sombra: Who says I haven’t hacked your game already?

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Genji: (To Hanzo) Father told me if I can’t say anything nice, then I shouldn’t say anything at all.

Genji: But Father isn’t here, AND YOU’RE A WEENIE!

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D.Va: Hey there, tall, dark, and gruesome!

Reaper: An apt description.

D.Va: Do you not get I’m mocking you?

Submitted by ChiefBasementCreator

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Tracer: Hey, that’s my umbrella!

Sombra: No, I’m lifehacking.

Tracer: You’re stealing my umbrella!

Sombra: Lifehack

Tracer: How are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella?

Sombra: ...

Tracer: ...

Sombra: ...Lifehacking.

Submitted by MonRoseGold

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Sombra: Life’s a game.

Sombra: (P+ulling out a wad of cash) And I’m hacking.

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Zenyatta: What do we do when we’re sad?

Genji: Add to cart.

Zenyatta: No.

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Reaper: (Laughing in the middle of an operation)

Moira: It gets better! When the rabbit woke up, his skeleton was missing... And the doctor was never heard from again!

(The two laugh)

Moira: Anyway... That's how I lost my research grant...

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Pharah: Jesse, what does Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Yes.

Pharah: Alright, what does E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes?

Pharah: Jesse. What does E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes!

Pharah: Jesse, think, what. Does. E-Y-E-S spell?

McCree: Eh-yes!!

Pharah: Eyes.

McCree: What?

Pharah: It spells eyes

McCree: ...SHIT.

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Junkrat said Trans Rights.

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(Happy Pride y'all ♥ -Mod Knight)

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Young Genji: (going to college) Don't dork up Hanamura.

Young Hanzo: Don't slut up your college.

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Mei: Why me?

Soldier-76: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

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D.Va: Oh shit!

Jack: Language!

D.Va: Is no one going to mention the fact Soldier just said ‘language’?

Jack: I know, it just... slipped out.

Tracer: Find the gauntlet!

D.Va: And for gosh sake, watch your language!

Jack: That isn’t going away anytime soon.

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Symmetra: you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

Lúcio: Can I just say I’m super confused. Like I have no desire to battle. I don’t even know how to properly throw a punch without breaking my hand. I once tried to block a fake slap that my friend swung at me and missed their arm entirely resulting in me accidentally backslapping them across the face. So like you don’t want to fight because chances are pretty good that I’ll end up accidentally hurting both of us. And it’ll just be awkward if we are both sitting there crying our eyes out. And I’m an ugly sobber so you don’t want to see that.

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Moira: Wow, your genetic makeup is so fucked.

Sigma: Thanks, it was the black holes.

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Jack: This place is so romantic.

Gabriel: And you get to enjoy it with us.

Ana: All three of us.

Reinhardt: You are a lucky man.

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Soldier-76: Widow, I hate to admit it, but you are the only person I know that can get intel

Widowmaker: Who do you need dirt on now?

Soldier-76: Not this time, I need you to spy on the members of Overwatch and figure out who is jacking up our electric bill.

Widowmaker: I’ll save you the trouble. Moira and Genji binge anime. Sombra is addicted to Spanish soap operas. Mercy watches Grey’s Anatomy. Winston stares at the female gorillas on Nat Geo and Animal Planet and orders peanut butter on Amazon. Reaper and Junkrat watch cheesy horror movies. Mcree has watched so many westerns he’s started mouthing the lines.

Soldier-76: Wow. Okay.

Widowmaker: And let's not omit your binges of M*A*S*H.

Submitted by PixelsBeCool

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Soldier-76: We were supposed to be a unit!

Reaper: Suck my unit!

Submitted by IssaSombraMain