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I'm Gray. Just a Canadian 24 year old floating through space. I promise I'm not that boring (most of the time)

[cidnangarlond]

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

[clonehub]

Hanukkah starts tonight (november 28th), at sundown and will last until Monday, december 6th at sundown. Happy hanukkah to all of my jewish mutuals and followers!

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[auddityy]

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

[dogsuffrage]

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

[huffylemon]

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

[that-house]

Call that a microaggression

[fuckingflying]

I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was?

Nim Chimpsky.

Fucking monkey pun.

And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But

BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.

There’s a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization… they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous.  The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs.  And then someone decided to get clever and name one “sonic hedgehog” because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.

Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child’s lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a “sonic hedgehog mutation”.

And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle “the ferrous wheel”.  We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.

[callmegallifreya]

The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.

Half a byte of data is a nibble.

[shockpine]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile

[hirokazukoreeda]

タンポポ (Tampopo) 1985, dir. Jûzô Itami.

[vibewars]

HUNGY

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

I am now angy and hungy.

[guerrillatech]

[shethedistance]

[leah-cultice]

Ruth Bell by Sebastian Kim for Harper’s Bazaar US June/July 2019

[abutterflyobsession]

when you’re right you’re right

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[spiroandthelacktones]

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

[seeyalazergator]

Im so glad for the music choice

[filmnoirsbian]

oh u got the metnal illnes?

[welele]

[funeralprocessor]

GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES

[edgar-allan-possum]

That is just an atrocious sword, huh?

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Or maybe we should think twice about what we put in our bodies

[crittizen]

[bleekay]

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

[bleekay]

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

[valtsv]

me listening to any song that slaps:

[captdedeyes]

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[captdedeyes]

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