⊹ ࣪ ˖ Sweet Nettle ✶.˚

|| filth blog for my perverse and vulgar asoiaf thoughts || dark content + a/b/o present || he/him || this is a sideblog, I can't follow back 😔💕 || I'll be answering asks soon! ||

[thebonesinmycloset]

intro time. cause if I gotta built this blog up from ground up once more (for a second time), might as well do this right!

first off, let me explain this mindfuck. I had an account with this user that was lost when my main got hacked. I made a new one, @bonesinmy-closet (which is basically gonna stay up as a back up). then, by a fucking miracle, I got my main back. which means, unless I want to log in and out of two mains, I need to make another account. but I got my old user back from the tumblr depths. it's attached to my main (which took no damage, thank fuck), so while my head hurts... we're good now. pretty sure.

I'm not going to repost the old posts on this account, just going to reblog them. for the sake of not losing my goddamn mind.

now, actual introduction:

you can call me Nettles/Bones!

this blog is unethical and full of filth (targcest, innapropriate age gaps, a/b/o. things of that sort. all pertaining to asoiaf), consider this a warning and an invitation

speaking of asoiaf and a/b/o. those two are handcuffed together in my mind. I don't do one without the other. so. just keep that in mind. it will be brought up in every post, even if not actually necessary.

Baekar is my shit, but I dabble in dunkaerion, dunkdaeron, and the like.

everything I post on here tends to come from my twitter, @/sweetnettle, at least for a while. cause I just wanted a place to make longer formatted versions of my posts from there. so, if you recognize these posts from there, that checks out.

anyways, I'd love to make some moots

[helaenatargaryencore]

I can just imagine Helaena waking up Aegon with her prophecies and he just sits there half awake confused trying to decipher them like “huh?”

[ceoofhelaegon]

Daeron is never beating the first helaegon child allegations

[evilcest]

can’t stop thinking about older rhaenyra grooming younger aegon into being her obedient litte pup bc with how little attention his own mother gives him, it’s almost too easy. they were almost betrothed anyway, he belongs to her as much as harwin or daemon does.

[jacenyra]

“could a brother not marry his sister?”

[thebonesinmycloset]

Rhaegon, but I need more content of 30 something year old Rhaenyra taking ~15 year old Aegon to ward, or getting betrothed to him and spending years courting him, grooming him in a near motherly way. before filling him with her pups and marrying him in front of the gods and the realm.

[rhaegonthinker]

fucking nasty could fix them…

[rhaegonthinker]

fucking nasty could fix them…

[um-weird-flex-but-ok]

Loved the implication that both Aegon and Daemon low-key wanted to be their older siblings' sister-wives but were instead forced to have dicks and make it everyone elses problem.

Those freaks would have absolutely loved the Omegaverse you can't convince me otherwise.

[givemebackmypills]

alt ver. ↓↓↓

[sekikotakagi]

«You look so much like father in certain light»

[hotdaemondtargaryen]

2.04, SIBLINGS — aegon and rhaenyra.

[stxrks]

iykyk 😘

[jacenyra]

[whentherainfall]

Valarr's kid: "Uncle Aerion, why don't you have a wife?"

Aerion: "Because I am gay."

Valarr's Kid: "What does that mean?"

Aerion: "It means I like boys, not girls"

Valarr's kid: "Then why don't you have a husband?"

Aerion looks to Dunk, who is minding his own business in the kitchen: "I don't know. Why DON'T I have a husband DUNK???"

[ho-mad]

Only through a self that is not, for a man who is not, and in a world that is not, may true love ever find its consummation

[johanirae]

Storm’s End but because Aemond hurt himself trying to avoid committing nephewcide and falls off Vhagar, Lucerys ends up taking him back to Dragonstone.

(Vhagar follows, but she is like, huh guess I am back home and takes a nap.)

Lucerys is really glad. He believed that a large part of the family dissolution is because he took Aemond’s eye. Now that he is here, Lucerys can finally apologise. It can be the first step of the family healing.

Daemon suggests killing Aemond to take Vhagar out of the picture.

Lucerys brain near whites out from the terror. To his great horror, everybody walks talking about the WAYS to get Aemond out of the picture, but even the lightest involves shutting him in the dungeons and throwing away the key.

Before his rationality can catch up with him, Lucerys yells “YOU CAN’T AEMOND IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD!”

TB: What?

Lucerys: That night, after dinner, we apologised and one thing lead to another and— you can’t kill him, my child deserves a father.

Pause.

The entire TB explodes with accusations and anger and exasperation.

Best part? It’s all a lie. Lucerys hasn’t even so much as kissed Aemond. He just doesn’t want him to die.

Aemond wakes up in the locked guest room: Where am I?

Lucerys: QyborYouAreAwakeIHaveNoTimeToExplainJustImproviseWithMe

Rhaenyra and Daemon barges in at the next moment.

Rhaenyra: Brother. HOW DARE YOU sully my only omega child! You gave him a child but never saw fit to even CLAIM him?! I would strike you where you lie, if not for the fact that killing him would hurt him even more!

Aemond: … Hmm.

Aemond learned since young that’s it’s amazing how much the other person would reveal when you shut up and let them fill the silence. Through Nyra and Daemon’s angry rants, he gets a vague inkling of what Luke did.

Aemond: … may I speak with my betrothed?

Lucerys: gulp

Lucerys: … After things calm down, I’ll let you out of the castle and back home.

Aemond: Hmm.

Lucerys: I am… I am really sorry about what I did. It’s horrible, I caused you so much pain.

Lucerys: Perhaps… this… rescue… can go some ways to repaying for my actions?

Aemond: … Don’t be ridiculous.

He grabs Lucerys down onto the bed.

Aemond: Why should I leave? I must stay here… with the mother of my children, after all.

Aemond: And if you don’t want your family furious at you in 9 month’s time, we need to work together. Right now.

Aemond: THAT would go some ways as a repayment for my eye.

Aemond: O v -

Lucerys: ///O_O///