Simon realizing he's going to die vs realizing someone else died, by the way. In case you needed your day ruined.
hey op? KISS THE BRICK BEFORE YOU THROW IT
The Stonewall Inn
Cosmic Funnies

bliss lane
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YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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wallacepolsom
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins
hello vonnie

@theartofmadeline
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Keni
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@nebulousnightmare
Simon realizing he's going to die vs realizing someone else died, by the way. In case you needed your day ruined.
hey op? KISS THE BRICK BEFORE YOU THROW IT
Time Go Fishing - crew survives au comic
Be real Adrian who do you think you’re fooling
Context for twilling
A guide to Eridian musical flirting 🪨🎶🪨
Outgrowing You
everyone get more normal about casual sex right now. it's not morally wrong. sexual attraction is not evil. take a deep breath
Treat Sex like a game.
Some people enjoy the game, some people test it out, and perhaps some games are special with some person, but there is nothing 'wrong' with playing a game with multiple people or having a casual gaming experience, ya know?
im playing competitive sex
Competitive sex sounds kinda hot though! How are you doing so far in your competition? 👀
losing im acesexual
FUCK! (or rather not) SHIT! I won too easily
oh no he's hot
Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny
you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it
girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text
Absolute gold in the replies
Don't ask me where I'm going with this, that's the only page that flashed in my mind and I liked the parallel story telling.
~Commissions open~
Same au as this.
When the guy you sent to die not only survived the same weird odds as you did, but also got warped to the very same universe you did. 12.9 light years away.
~Commissions open~
The hunting Merthur has become my obsession in recent days
This art should be taken with the composition "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter" by Lana Del Rey
whether american leftists should get guns is such a boring discourse (yes, obviously) why aren't you all talking about how to feed each other your economy is about to turn to liquid shit
yankee you cannot just have gun to have freedom! you must also have burger!!! what about burger!!!!
This one goes out to the anon competing at the International Barbershop Harmony convention! I think Grace is smart enough to put that card together pretty quickly. Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks
Don’t forget OCT 3d