necessary transparency

who am i

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

umm straight people aren’t allowed to claim ‘I was born sick, but I love it’ hozier gave that to us gays that’s not yours it’s illegal

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?

[profeminist]

[addelburgh]

[sunnybot]

assflash newshole

[sp4cec4det-deactivated20250524]

[yxffmountain-blog]

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog

[ghostlytreats]

[toke-the-smoke]

Date night

[avpdsnail]

i'm down to fuck

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

[memethentik]

don’t be upsetti, eat some dick

[girls-and-concerts]

YES, get clingy and attached to me; i like that shit so much.

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

[dragondicks]

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

i literally dont understand the point of making a bed

[anarcho-smarmyism]

someone: does anything better than me, ever

me on the outside: haha way to go!! im so happy for you 😊

me on the inside: 🔪🔪🔪