So, that happened.

NYC. College. Very boring. will hug for food.

[needingsomethingnew]

this was my first thanks giving in 8 years with out someone I thought I could spend my life with. It's a unique type of longing I wasn't very prepared for

[wack-ashimself]

[needingsomethingnew]

I'm fresh our of an 8 year relationship. I'm feeling lost. Not sure why I'm posting here. Just grasping at anything.

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[toastbutteregg]

MY CHILDHOOD

[needingsomethingnew]

But cosmo was the one pregnant

[guerrillatech]

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[lunasong365]

[shark-in-a-whale-costume]

How did i always read what the cat reads

[ginazmemeoir]

IKR

[whitepeopletwitter]

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[robomartyr]

Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY funny

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

[fullmetalfisting]

this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

[phantomrose96]

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[lostsometime]

[antifainternational]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[sailor-etheria]

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.